Teh Zuki Files

[都Tsuzuki筑]

This is a collection of the crazy acts preformed by Tsuzuki and her gang of crazy friends. (And Dysfunctional family)

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Zuki: Holy Shit! The grass is purple! The grass should not be purple!
Katie: ......*sigh* No, it shouldnt. What the hell are you smoking?!
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Katie: I'm going out, meet me by the river
Zuki: *is listening to iPod* What the hell? Flappy reveare!?
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Zuki: I like pickles.
Katie: Ewww! Pickles are briney!
Zuki: Your mom.
Katie: My mom what?!
Zuki: Your mom is briney.
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Justin: Meow, I'm a.....
Zack: Cat!
Justin: Neigh, I'm a....
Jake: Horse!
Justin: Moo, I'm a....
Zuki: Retard.
Justin: Yes!!! Moooo I'm a retard!!!!!
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Zuki: Matt, you're an idiot.
Matt: No I'm not!
David: Matt, Spell 'Kitten'
Matt: C-I-T-T-I-N. Ha!
Zuki: Dumbass........
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Zuki: *Looks at picture on wall* David, What the hell is the 'Word train center'?
David: Oh, that was supposed to be 'World Trade Centre'. Matt wrote it.
Zuki: Oh. Figures.
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Drama Teacher: Now, most of the roles in 'The Phantom Tollbooth' don't really have genders, they're just creatures, so I doesn't make a difference which part you get.
Kid: What about the princesses?
Zuki: *very loudly* Dude, they're not princesses, They're queens
Lucy: *slaps Zuki* The teacher is gay you retard!
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Math Teacher: *looks at Zuki* Are you stupid or something?!
Zuki: Yeah, why?
Math Teacher: You wrote 'Triangel' instead of 'Triangle'
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Ms.K: When working with variables, don't forget to plug in the numbers!
Student: Plug it in, plug it in!! Wait, did I say that out loud!? Kiara: Oh my god! I just reailized 24/7 means 24 hours a day, 7 days a week!
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Zuki: We should go mini golfing!
JenJen: I am not ready for the process and procedure of miniature golf.
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JenJen: Hungarian people are weird.
Katie: I'm Hungarian
JenJen: I dont mean hungarian people, I mean people from Hungary
Katie: as opposed to Hungarian people from where?
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Girl: Hey Juilie! Hey Mary!
Juilie: Ashly told me to shun you, so I will
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Mrs.A: now, what does oxygen smell like?
class: ( blank look)
Mrs.A: It doesn't! Laura, will you come over here and tell me what you smell?
Laura:(sniffs) Cupcakes!!! I smell cupcakes!!! Oxygen smells like cupcakes!
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Mr.B: what is the capital of Tenesse?
Zuki: Uhhhh.... Kentucky!
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Katie&Lucy: Oh come on, u cant even count to 3!
Zuki: yeah I can! 1...2...3! ( holds up 4 fingers)
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Zuki: when you sleep over someones house, its always a good idea to know where they keep the knives... Incase you need to cut somthing. Like a throat.
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Zuki: Damn you to Nebraska!
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Lauren the Stalker, Age 5: I wanna be a poodle when I grow up!
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Mme. M: say "I like julia Roberts"
student: Je suis Julia Roberts
Mme. M: You're Julia Roberts?!
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Mme.M: say " my sister" kid: Mon souer
Mme. M: Mon? Your sister is a man!?
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[Lord Sesshomaru]

xD I have some conversations like those like...

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Mom: In August do you want to go see the mummy.
Eichi: Never heard of it.
Mom:*looks at her like she's crazy* the mummy.
Eichi: Mommy, yup never heard of it.
Mom: The mummy....
Eichi: Spell it for me.
Mom: M-U-M-M-Y.
Eichi:M-O-M-I-I.. never heard of it.
Mom:*frowns driving car* You know the Mummy..
Eichi: Oh, I thought you said Mommy, yeah sure I'd like to go. Why not!!!! ^^
Mom:*Shakes head like she has a stupid daughter*
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Hey I get A's and B's... My mom and I have these types of conversations a lot, because of her lack of pronocation.

[都Tsuzuki筑]

lol^^

I hath some more^^
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Zuki: *ish tearing up leaves*
Katie: Don't do that!
Zuki: Why not?
Katie: They have feelings too!
Zuki: No they don't
Katie: Yeah, like this one *picks up leaf* He loves you!
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Zuki: Rejects with a 'K' would be an awesome band name. Ya know, like in Projekt Revolution.
Katie: You're a reject in a can.
*hours later*
Zuki: How the hell did we come up with reject in a can anyway?
Katie: You said it this morning
Zuki: I said Reject with a K....
Katie: Ohhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

[Lord Sesshomaru]

xP

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Eichi: *walks through halls of school from Lunch*
Randi: *walks up behind and squesses Eichi's side*
Eichi: *screams loud enough for everyone to hear in hall, stops and looks around* That's not funny.
Randi: your right, it's hilarious. xD
Eichi: -.-
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Hannah: Hey look it's a fish.
Randi: *looks at leaf in fountain*
Eichi: It's a leaf.
a few months later.
Hannah: Hey look a butterfly.
Anna: *looks at Palm tree*
Lindsey: That's a palm tree
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Anna: MMMMMMMMYYYYYYYY
Anna and Lindsey: Milk shake brings all the boys...*starts shaking*
Eichi:O.o you guys are crazy.
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Anna: brace yourself *starts running at Eichi*
Eichi: *Puts leg up to defend self*
Anna: *runs ful force at foot and falls on floor*
Eichi: You said brace yourself.
Anna:*weezes trying to get breath* Not like that.
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Is playing volly ball in P.E.
Michelle: *bumps ball*
Anna: *run towards ball*
Eichi: *runs toward ball and get hit in the stomach by Anna and falls on floor*
Anna: *Laughing to hard to breath*
Eichi: *on floor in pain* Not funny.
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Playing foot ball during P.E.
*other team has scored and Eichi is running to the other side for the game again*
Mr. Morrison: Head up *throws ball to offensive team*
Eichi: *gets hit in the back by ball*
*other team has scored and Eichi is running to the other side for the game again*
Mr. Morrison: Look out *throws ball to offensive team*
Eichi: *gets hit in the head by ball* Why me...
*other team has scored and Eichi is running to the other side for the game again*
Mr. Morrison: Duck *throws ball to offensive team*
Eichi: *gets hit in back again* Why do I keep getting hit by the ball!!!
Mr. Morrison: I told you to duck.
Class: *laughs*
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I swear I always get hurt in P.E. or I hit some body with a ball.

[都Tsuzuki筑]

*ROTFLMAO* XP ^^ XD

[Lord Sesshomaru]

Trust me I have more P.E. accidents with me getting hurt or hitting someone with a ball.
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Playing Ping Pong
partner and opponets partner: *is arguing*
Eichi: *serves a little to hard*
Brittnay: *get hit in face with Ping Pong ball*
Eichi:OMG I'm sorry...
Partner and opponet's partner: *looks at Eichi like she's crazy*
Eichi: *smiles sheepishly*
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Playing basketball in P.E.
Team mates and opponents: *passing around the ball and stealing, throws to Eichi*
Eichi: *catches and doesn't know what to do so throws*
classmate: *is hit in the head*
Eichi: Um... O.o sorry.
Anna: *laughing to self*
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Playing vollyball in P.E.
Classmates: *playing volly ball with respected groups*
Chandra: *random volly ball hits her head* were did that come from.
Anna and Eichi: *snickering to selves*
Mr. Morrison: Sorry, my bad.
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Playing VollyBall again.
Adraina: *serves ball*
group: *bumps back and forth*
Eichi: *ball comes towards Eichi, she bumps it and it goes back wards*
Anna: nice going you got it near the air condition
Eichi: *looks up and ball is in fenced out air condition up high and goes to get it.*
Group: *bumps ball back and forth*
Eichi: *ball comes towards Eichi, she bumps it and it goes back wards.*
Group: *glares at her*
Eichi: ^^; *goes to get ball*
Group: *bumps ball back and forth*
Eichi: *ball comes to her and she bumps it backwards again*
Group *glares intensify.
Eichi: ^^; woops, *goes to get ball*
Anna: Just trade me spots.
Eichi: No way...
Few minutes later new member comes
Group: *bumps ball back and forth*
New member: *ball comes to her and she bumps it backwards almost getting stuck in the folded bleachers.*
Eichi: do not become me, what ever you do don't.
Group: -.-"
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Ahhh good memories......xD

[都Tsuzuki筑]

Lol^^ We just have this one kid in gym class that runs into walls all the time xD

[都Tsuzuki筑]

Stories from Lucy's Mom:
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Lucy's mom: When I was younger, I used to like to draw houses. Most had 'beware of dog' signs, because I saw a lot of those around town. However, I was to young to really know what it meant or how to spell it, so I just memorized what they looked like and tried to copy it. So, on one house, the sign ended up saying 'BEWARE OF GOD'.
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Lucy's mom and her friend used to take the train to school in the morning... So did the guy that her friend liked.... This is what happened....
Guy: Holds door for Lucy's mom and friend
Friend: Thanks! I'm Nancy, what's your name?
Guy:[it] 's Bob
Friend: SPOB? YOUR NAME IS SPOB?
Guy: *looks at her and walks away*

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Lucy: *See's sign that says Siesta motel* Slesta?! What the hell is a slesta!?
Zuki: Siesta, blind one. That's what your gasses are for.
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[Lord Sesshomaru]

xD that's funny... spob that funny x3

[都Tsuzuki筑]

Zuki&Co: *are making Potter Puppet Pals with names on them*
Zuki: Katie, why the hell does yours say Bumbledo?!
Katie: That's Dumbledor stupid.
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Teacher: *splits people into groups* If you were traveling to a new world, what would you bring?
Connor: My dog!
Zuki: *hits him* No dumbass, think of something important.
Connor:... Uh.... GUACAMOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Connor: *to Zuki* If I could rewrote the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together *wink*
Zuki: Really? Because I'd put 'F' and 'U' together.

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Zuki: *is walking to edge of wooded park, which has a stone circle in the middle*
Group of 6th graders: Yeah, that's right, all gothic people leave the park! *continue shouting insults*
Zuki: *turns around* Oh, I'm not leaving, I'm just going to set up for the ceremony... We still need a sacrifice to appease Satan though. *Wolfish Grin*
Group: *runs like hell*
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Zuki: *is taking fencing bag out of car*
Random kid: Is that a bodybag?
Zuki: Yes.
Kid: Ohhh did you kill anyone?
Zuki: Yes, and you're next if you don't start running *grins a pulls out sword*
Kid: *runs away screaming*

[Lord Sesshomaru]

xD I... can't... breath.....

[都Tsuzuki筑]

[akina]

O.o oh god ~died of laughter~