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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Nov 10, 2008 19:50:29 GMT -7
Zuki: Yeah, I got in trouble with Sister Christina again yesterday for being too loud in the sanctuary =.=
Katie: Sanctuary? What kinda animals do they keep there?
Zuki:....That's where they keep the nuns...
Katie: WHAT?
Zuki: The nuns live there.
Katie: Oh, well I dunno! I thought maybe since they're so nice and religious and everything that they maybe like, picked up injured animals and nursed them back to health...
Zuki: *snickers* Yeah, and then they hunt them with their NUN GUNS!
Katie: No, you go nun hunting with your nun gun to make NUN NUGGETS!
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Nov 11, 2008 10:35:21 GMT -7
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Nov 16, 2008 6:53:27 GMT -7
Fee: *spills milk* Aw fuck it.
Sophie: *laughs* what?
Fee: Fuck it. That's right, I spilled milk and then I fucked it.
Sophie: Okay Fee. Would you rather fuck a duck or fuck Dave Yelsie ?
Fee: Hmmm.. *pauses* How about Yelsie fucks the duck? 'cuz that's the only kind he's gettin'.
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Nov 16, 2008 15:59:05 GMT -7
Haily: *unshells a peanut* Hey! There are two little nuts in here!
Crissy: *rolls over laughing*
Haily: *does the same*
Katie: What's so funny?
Zuki: Haily is holding two little nuts! And Crissy has a nut in her mouth!
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Nov 27, 2008 10:57:29 GMT -7
Zak: I have a girlfriend!
Kim:... Does she know she's your girlfriend?
Zak: *pause*... No...
Kirk: So, did you like the sexy vamipre movie?
Zuki: No! It was awful!
Viki: The WHAT?
Kirk: I love how only you know what I'm talking about *laugh*
Zuki: Yeah, I'm just that special
Carol: Mr. Hembury, what kind of rocks are there a lot of here?
Mr. H:... Schist. Pelham is full of schist. Every time you walk outside you step in schist!
Carol:... Schist? I've never heard of that rock before....
Dan: You know, schist? comes from ash?
Everyone except Carol: *laughs*
later....
Carol: OMG IT GET IT NOW!! HAHA, SCHIST AND ASH!
Zuki: Sarah cannot be in our group. No way in hell. She's annoying, and we couldn't afford to feed her at the meetings!
Katie: She'd EAT THE PIE CHARTS!
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Dec 2, 2008 13:09:28 GMT -7
Justin: *makes a Michael Jackson Wiime*
*screen where all the mii's are walking around together(
Justin: OMG! MICHAEL JACKSON TOUCHED ME!
David& Zuki: ...That sounded WRONG
Justin: Your right... lemme rephrase that.... MICHAEL JACKSON TOUCHED ME ON THE WII!
Zuki: Dude, WRONGER!
Justin: GAH, I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!!!
Mario: *kicks Omar*
Omar: *is from the middle east* MARIO! KICK ME AGAIN AND NO MORE OIL FOR YOUR PEOPLE!
Gerado& Omar: *are mock fighting in the hallway*
Gerardo: TRUCE! TRUCE FOR TEH MEXICAN AND THE TERRORIST!
Mario: *runs up behind Omar and kicks him*
Omar: MARIO! I CAN HAVE YOU ARRESTED! MY UNCLES A COP!
Gerardo: Oh, please tell me he's on a bomb squad.
Connor: *very loudly* ZUKI! STOP STARING AT ME!
Zuki: Dude, I'm so not looking at you!
Connor: Didn't anyone teach you it's impolite to stare?!
Zuki: *looking into her locker* I'M NOT STARING AT YOU
Connor: WHY ARE YOU STARING AT ME?
Zuki: *looks at him* I AM NOT--
Connor: HAHA NOW YOU'RE STARING AT ME!
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Dec 3, 2008 15:02:11 GMT -7
Lopez: Did you see me curse last night?...
Zuki: I do that every day x3
Lopez:....BITCH....
Kiki: Do diamonds have cleavege?
Mr. H: No, they have very few weak points
Kiki: Katie, if you were a mineral, you'd be diamond!
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Dec 6, 2008 17:54:49 GMT -7
Lopez: Zu, you gotta quarter? Zuki: Yeah *pulls quarter outta pocket* Lopez: *takes quarter* Zuki: Hey! Who said you could borrow my quarter!? Lopez: huh? Zuki: Quarter stealer! Who said you cold borrow that! Lopez:  I'm sorry! Zuki: *laughs* Dude, I was kidding! You know you're not supposed to take me seriously! *straight face* you owe me a quarter.
The next day... Zuki: You got my quarter? Lopez: Here! *pulls two quarters out of pocket and hands her one* Zuki: You think I need your quarter!? I don't need your charity! Keep the stupid quarter! Lopez: *takes quarter back* Zuki: Hey! That's my quarter! Stop stealing my quarters! Lopez: *gives quarter back* Zuki: I want the other quarter! Lopez: *gives it to her* Zuki: I want my old quarter back! Gimme!.... I WANT BOTH QUARTERS!*grabs them from Lopez* Lopez: HEY! Zuki: *gives her one back and laughs* I told you not to take me seriously.
Lopez: I'm not too hungary... I might just have a banana for lunch.....OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE I SAID THAT! EWWW!
Charlie: Hey Soph, wanna push pop? Sophie: *scoff* Not your push pop! Charlie: I can push my own pop thank you very much!
Zuki: *gets it with a bottle cap* HEY! Lopez: *laughs* Zuki: You're not allowed to laugh! No! Lopez: You're laughing! Zuki: I can laugh, but you can't! Stop laughing! Lopez: *continues laughing* Zuki: Stop laughing or I'll make you eat a banana! I dunno who's banana yet, but a banana! Lopez: *coves mouth and puts her head on the table, making no noise at all* one minute later.... Lopez: *comes up* OMG. YOU MADE ME NOT BREATHE FOR A WHOLE MINUTE. |
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Dec 12, 2008 19:55:31 GMT -7
Sophie [about basketball]: I dont know what to do with balls unless they're right there in front of me in my hands!
Zuki: STFU OR I'LL *singing* PUT A BANANA IN YOU'RE EEEAARRRRRR
Jenjen: OW! I NEED A BANDAID! I THINK I ETERNALLY BRUISED MY TOE!
Zuki: you mean internally?
Jenjen: When I sneeze, I feel like my soul is coming out.
Katie: Well, if we have to resort to enterage...
Zuki:...Espionage?
Katie: Yeah, that... I knew they we're both TV showes that started with E...
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Dec 29, 2008 12:53:44 GMT -7
Radio: *playing Fall Out Boy's 'Sophmore Slump or Comeback of the year'*... "We're the therapeists, pumping through your speakers...
Kasey: THERAPEISTS HUMPING YOUR SNEAKERS!?
Zuki: Everyone sign my honor roll award!
Katie: *signs 'Katie, the Queen'*
Lucy: *signs 'Lucy, Jesus'*
Lauren: *snatches it from Lucy* Lemme sign!... If you're Jesus, then I'm THE LORD!
Zuki: No, her mother proclaimed herself god, you can't be! *snatches it back and changes the D to a P* Ha! NOW YOU'RE THE LORP!
Zuki:... about Lucie and I's project....
Mother: I's? Honors english much?
Zuki: I mean Lucie and mine... Lucie and my... no... HOLY CRAP WHICH ONE IS IT!?
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Post by Lopez on Jan 3, 2009 11:32:03 GMT -7
=p LMFAO. looking thru the photobucket album i found a ballet baseball pic . . .  I SWEAR he's trying to hop like a butterfly. |
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Jan 3, 2009 11:53:34 GMT -7
xD YANKEES FTW!
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Jan 27, 2009 14:58:50 GMT -7
Megan: Alvin, why are you iceing your ass?
Alvin: *sitting on icepack* It's for my thigh you dumb bitch -.-
Megan, Derique and Zuki: *laugh*
Alvin: *at Zuki* Shut the fuck up! You finish your ELAs in 20 minutes!
Zuki: Your point?
Alvin: YOU'RE ON CRACK
Zuki: *laughs again*
Alvin: YOU LAUGH CUZ IT'S TRUE.
Charlie: Zuki can I have your scarf?
Zuki: Only if you wear it for the rest of the day.
Charlie: Where?
Zuki: Around school 0.0
Charlie: I mean where on my body? My head, my waist, my neck... my dick....
Zuki: *twitch* Your neck... there ain't enough room there anyway.... *laughs*
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Jan 28, 2009 15:03:18 GMT -7
Mr. Brown: You're all deffinately going to die. Everybody dies. Nobody yet has been able to cheat death.
Zuki: *in squealy, little kiddie voice* EXCEPT FOR JESUS!
Mr.Brown: Now, statistically, more then 50% of Americans struggle with substance abuse....
Zuki: *raises hand* Hi! I'ma statistic!*grins*
Mr.Brown: At least one person in this room probably isn't going to live to see 35...
Zuki: *salutes* Yo!
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Mar 9, 2009 12:22:50 GMT -7
Sophie: And then-- you know what? FUCK IT ALL, WE'RE IN PELHAM!
Lucie: STOP BEING SUCH A TELETUBBY!... Thats an insult in my little brother's world. I think it's his equivalent of ass.
Katie: McDonald's is gross... and they probably feed their cows chemicals and hormones... Zuki: WHY WOULD THEY FEED THE COWS HOMOS!!??
*playing handball* Zuki: *scores* FUCK YEAH! Lucie: You're like, beast at this game! James: Are you Norwegian?! Zuki: ...No...why.... James: o.o Oh nevermind then
Max: Now if you'll exucse me, I have to see a man about a horse... Mr. Hembo: STOP SAYING THAT! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT IT MEANS!? Max: o.o Nope Hembo: v_v it means you have to use the bathroom. |
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