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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Oct 28, 2008 11:46:42 GMT -7
Kirk: *walks over to Zuki with a strange elastic band hanging out of his fencing jacket.* Do you know what this is for?
Zuki: *tugs it* Uh... Looks like it's the tie on your underarm guard.
Kirk: *unzips jacket and looks* Eh, you're right!
Zuki:...Dude, are you not wearing a chest protecter?
Kirk: Real men don't need chest protecters.
Alex: Kirk! Stop flashing her and get back to fencing!
Later....
Gunner: *is whining about how Zuki stabbed him too hard and that he was in pain*
Kirk: You know it'd hurt a lot less if you wore a chest protecter.
Sonya:...My butt hurts!
Ashly: Anal?
Sonya: NO!
Zuki:...Assrape?
Sonya: NO!
Zuki:...You sure?
Mr. Hemberry: Now, for number seven, how many of you put choice four?
Zuki and David M.: *raise hands* That was me!
Mr. Hemberry:... So rivers flow uphill, away from the ocean?
Max: For the science contest...Are we allowed to assassinate the other teams!?
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Oct 28, 2008 11:59:18 GMT -7
Danielle: Oh my god...I just had a vision of a hobo...his name is Joel!
  *presenting topographic map project* Max: Well, our group made the starfish map. And heres some trees, a really big tree, a snake eating a man, stonehenge, Zuki's snail attacking stonehenge, an armadillo riding an ant eater, a rhino, a bunch of worms... and a dead fish! Zuki: You forgot my rock! Because apparently it wasn't special enough to make it into stonehenge!*elbows Shawn* Shawn: No, it isn't!
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Oct 28, 2008 13:52:29 GMT -7
There are few things more frightening in life than seeing a middle aged asian man alone in an expensive convertible making race car noises to himself. I've seen it first hand.
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Oct 29, 2008 15:55:30 GMT -7
Mr. Enulc: *points to monomial multiplication problem on board* John, can you tell me how to do this?
John M.: Yeah! you uhhh...uhhh... add the exponents, and... you multiply the.. uh... that other one.
Mr. Enulc: Do you know what that other number is called?
John:...uhh....
Mr. Enulc: Do you want a lifeline?
John: Yeh!
Mr: E: Zuki, you help John out-- give us the answer
John: Hey! I wanted to pick! I want Zack to help me! He's smarter!
Mr. E: Maybe, but I know she'll actually answer the question right.
(and yes, I did get it right e.e)
Laura L: *won't stop talking and is being annoying*
Mr. Enulc: *draws a face on the side of his hand, with the same hair/eye color as Laura*
Laura: Oh! That reminds me of....
Mr. E: Wha wha wha, wha... *continues to do this every time Laura speaks for the rest of the class*
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Oct 30, 2008 13:36:35 GMT -7
Thomas M: *is pretending to cut self with scissors*
Olivia: Thomas, you're bleeding.
Thomas: *looks at wrist* OH CRAP!!!
Caroline: Wait, which letter on the map Mr. Hembury?
Mr. Hembury: X. as in xylophone.
David M: Yeah. And 'Zimbabwe'
Zuki: *puts a pen on her desk*
David: *is talking* yeah, and so and.... THAT'S ONE BIG ASS PEN!
Zuki: *blinks* yes o.o
David: Sorry... I don't have AD-- I LIKE WAFFLES!
*are playing badminton*
Sarah R: *goes to hit the birdie but ends up flinging the racquet* OMG! SORRY!
Later....
Zuki: *runs after the birdie* I got it!
Sarah R: *goes for it and whacks Zuki in the head* OMG!!! IM SO SORRY! ARE YOU OKAY!?
Lucie, Sophie, Bria, and Thomas: *are playing on a team with or against Zuki and Sarah* *laugh hysterically*
Later...
Sophie: *singing* She so dangerous! Danngggerrrouuusssee!
Zuki: *grumbles* yeah, with a racket maybe -.-
Zuki: *is standing at the window to Katie's front door*
Katie: *mouths* Gimme one minute
Zuki: *mouths* Your mom is Chuck Norris.
Katie: *is holding up a really big stick, and hits Lauren with it when Lauren lunges for it*
Lauren: *in deep, manly voice* fuck.
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Oct 31, 2008 0:24:51 GMT -7
*group is building a tower of pipes for contest but it keeps falling down*
Zuki: The next person who touches this... I will come to your house and murder you in your sleep. Don't touch it.
Derrique: Oh, she'll do it!
Group Councilor: *looks at Zuki* You scare me.
Zuki: *is running around the park with a laptop bag over her head and a outdoor chair cushion tied to her arms* THE TARGUS IS COMING FOR ME!
Nick: *grabs his sister, puts her in a choke hold, puts a banana to her head like a gun, and walks her down the street*
Nick& JP: *have book covers on their heads and are wrapped in shower curtains*
Nick: I'M THE PURPLE GUMDROP!
JP: And do you know what the purple gumdrop wears?!.... ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
Zuki: *is reading Deathnote*
Katie: *looks at it*... You're reading Death Hole!?
Zuki: *picks up a piece of pepperoni and throws it at Lopez* PEPPERONI SHURIKEN!
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Post by syeira on Oct 31, 2008 10:29:00 GMT -7
Here's one of mine. =P
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-outside at softball diamond, me on left center outfielding, Alex P on right center, Trevor on second base and Cody on shortstop-
Alex P: -tries to throw the softball back to the pitcher, and it goes between Trevor's legs instead-
Trevor: My god Alex, learn to throw.
Syeira: Yeah, and where were you looking, I wonder?
Trevor and Cody: SNIPED!
Alex P: Wha-- -goofy grin on face, blushing-
Trevor: -edges away, very slowly-
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Nov 1, 2008 9:33:48 GMT -7
At teh Halloween party!
Zuki: *leans in to talk*
Katie: *throws a piece of candy and hits Zuki in the head*
Zuki: OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?
Katie: Sorry, I was trying to get it down your shirt.
Later....
Katie: *throws a piece of candy down the front of Zuki's shirt.* SCORE!!!!
Zuki: *comes back into room to find Katie and Lauren examining her fencing chest protector*...What are you guys doing with that?
Katie:...Lauren thought it was an ass guard. But then you'd have some weird shaped buttcheeks.
Zuki: *sigh* it isn't. It's a chest protector.
Lauren: IT DOESN'T FIT ME!
Zuki: o.o They come in different sizes
Lauren: *puts it on her butt* NOW ITS NOT TO BIG!
Zuki& Katie: *roll over laughing*
Lauren: *runs around with it on her butt, as the velcro comes undone and leaved one strap of it hanging from her costume*
Zuki: *pulls it off* NUUU!!!!!! *puts it on her head*
Johnny: *opens the door to the room* o.o Okay then
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Post by syeira on Nov 1, 2008 13:04:33 GMT -7
LMFAO
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Nov 1, 2008 13:15:41 GMT -7
Mr. Hembury: *is ranting* I've taken away more cell phones so far this year than in all of last year!
Kiki: Maybe last years kids were better at hiding it [meaning texting during class]
Mr: H: No, when I see someone doing this, *imitates a kid looking into their lap and fumbling with something in their hand* I'm assuming they're doing one of two things. Then I hope to god it's texting.
Lopez: *has a hood all the way over her face and zombie walks at Zuki*
Zuki: *slaps her* YOUR MOM IS CHUCK NORRIS!
Lopez& Lauren: *get behind the strobe light on the lawn and dance Thriller as trick-or-treaters walk by*
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Post by Lord Sesshomaru on Nov 1, 2008 15:55:55 GMT -7
Mrs. H: *is acting out as the two trumpet players that look like their gossiping to each other everyday* Hey Bryson what kind of Cologne do you were, it smells good.
Christen and Bryson: *Still have their heads together, supposedly gossiping*
Mrs. H: *is still acting out like the two in a conversation to the class while Bryson and Christen are oblivious*
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Some Choir girl: *is asking Mrs. H about something*
Mrs. H: *slams hands on piano and looks pissed* I’M DOING ALL THAT I CAN, IS THAT NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU!!!
Choir Girl: *is at edge of tears*
Mrs. H: ^^ I’m just kidding sure what was it that you want
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Nov 1, 2008 17:10:58 GMT -7
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Nov 1, 2008 20:18:40 GMT -7
Kristen and Mary: *are wrestling for a bag of chips*
Kristen: Now, if we were in bathing suits and it was muddy, we could make some MOOONNNEEEYYY!!!!
Lauren: *in her sleep* Awww, Lopez looks so sweet sleeping on the floor*
Lopez: *is asleep in another bed in the cabin, not the floor. Is also not in Lauren's line of vision.*
Lauren: *on the top bunk of one of the cabin beds* AGHHH!! A SPIDER WEB! KATIE, YOU SLEEP UP HERE!
Katie: *climbs up, and pulls out the 'spider web'* It's a piece of plastic. I'll take the top bunk though, thanks!
Mr. Hembury: *has a long, black wooden stick that he takes with him everywhere* *whacks the stick against a kids desk, the stick breaks a little at the end* Oh, crap!
Later....
Thomas: Wow, that stick looks sharper than before....
Mr. Hembury: It is. After I broke it, I took an exacto knife to sharpen it, and now we have this....
Story time! Okay, so once a bird got into Mr. H's classroom, and this was back when he carried a baseball bat rather than his stick. So before class starts he's running around the room with a box trying to catch the bird. Finally he does, and lets the students back in.
Nes: What happened to the bird?
Mr. H: *hints that he hit it with the baseball bat, and continues to do so for the rest of class*
Nes: *at end of class* *is crying*
Sophie: You know what's fun to say? Newbie boobie!
Marissa: OMG YEAH! *starts chanting it*
Sophie:... You wanna know what's funnier? CHICKEN BOOB!
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Nov 8, 2008 20:47:48 GMT -7
Zuki: Instead of just Obama or McCain for a president, we should have BOTH. Them, along with the first ladys, should be A TEAM OF SUPERHEROS! McCain, in his sexy tights and jumpsuit would ride a flying bible and have all the amazing powers of an old dude! And Mrs. McCain is already a zombie master.... Mrs. Obama uses her amazing public speaking powers, and Obama....CHANGES STUFF! Then the vice presidents... SIDEKICKS! Palin, in her star spangled bikini riding a moose and killing terrorists with her hunting rifle WH00t!
Megan: YOU WANTED MCCAIN TO WIN!?
Zuki: Yeah.
Katie: She likes older men *wink*
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Nov 10, 2008 13:34:52 GMT -7
One of Katie's cats, Elvis <3 He loved to eat blanched string beans xD  Bekki, One of Katies dogs <3 Mah wolf child xP  Tilly, Katie's aunts bitchy but beautiful thoroughbred mare^^  Chase, my Japanese Chin <3  Spanker and Babe ^^ Spanker belongs to Katie's aunt, and she takes care of Babe  |
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