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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Aug 27, 2008 19:43:13 GMT -7
From the road trip.....
Lucy: Where's my comb?
Zuki: Cornmuffin?
Lucy: COMB
Zuki:....Combmuffin?
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Lucy's mom: I'll be right back, don't open the door for any strangers.
Zuki: Don' worry, I only open the door for strangers with candy!
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Charlie: *looks at Zuki* You german?
Zuki: Yes.
Charlie: OMG! You're a secret Nazi arent you!?
Zuki: Yeah. I'm also a gay robot.
Oh yeah, RvB reference xPPPPP
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Aug 27, 2008 20:26:20 GMT -7
The Best of Alex, my fencing coach. (he's from the republic of Georgia, and his english isn't perfect)
Alex: I want you all signed up by ten fourty ten!
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Alex: I speak english, no!?
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Alex: (To Nikki) You, wise guy, shut up!
Nick: Hey, I though I was wiseguy!
Alex: No, you mental midget! He wise guy!
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Aug 28, 2008 15:24:24 GMT -7
Laura G: Oh my god! I'm a jewish Nazi!
Zuki: What the hell?
Larua: My grandfather was a Nazi, and my grandmother was jewish. I'm a jewish Nazi! *gasp*
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Art class-- We're working with clay, and some of the guys are building a lifesize body out of it, and it's falling apart....
Paul: Oh my god! We lost his arm! I'm going to need to preform open heart surgery! Quick Joey, get me my viagra!
Joey: Paul, I dunno if I should be hanging out with you if you have those sort of problems that young.... o.o
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Sept 9, 2008 13:20:22 GMT -7
Zuki: *is talking about breaking dawn, and baby Renesmee*
Kaite: *points to mouth* Is it chocolatey?
Zuki: THE BABY?!
Katie: No stupid! My mouth!
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Sophie: Who wears red eyeliner anyway!? It makes you look like a crackwhore!
Zuki: *pulls red eyeliner out of messenger bag and throws it a Sophie* STFU!
Sophie: *Laughs* Oh, oops!
Heather: *picks up liner* This is lip liner, not eyeliner....
Sophie: *looks at Zuki* But you've been wearing that as eyeliner, I suppose? *sigh*
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Sept 9, 2008 13:27:59 GMT -7
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CharliexZuki german convo #2....
Charlie: Wait, did you say you were German?
Zuki: Jah.
Charlie: GAH! SECERET NAZI!
Zuki: *rolls eyes* Jah, Ich bin ein Nazi.
Charlie: *looks scared* Holy shit. You speak german. You are a Nazi!
Sophie: OHH!!!! Ich Bin ein Berliner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Charlie: What'd she say?
Zuki:...I think she just said that she's a jelly doughnut....
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Sept 12, 2008 15:24:02 GMT -7
Mike Dore: *is running down the hallway* I WANNA BE A FIRST LADY WHEN I GROW UPPP!!!!!!!!!!!
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Question on french test:
Le weekend, je _____ avec mes amis.
One child's answer: Le weekend, je dors avec mes amis.
Translation: On the weekend, I sleep with my friends.
o.o
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Mr. Hembury: Yes, I have two cats, and I hate them. Why did I get them if I hate them? Well
my wife talked me into it. It was a gradual thing-- much like with you guys. I didn't always hate them, but I grew to hate them. Just like I'll grow to hate you all.
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Sept 18, 2008 15:46:05 GMT -7
Sophie: *writes Fuck really big on Zuki's hand*
Zuki: *doesn't notice, raises hand*
Hehe, oops....
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Will: *is being annoying* I just wanna screw up your lab group *smirk*
Zuki: *doesn't hear the word up* Will, what the FUCK!?
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Post by dragonwolf on Sept 28, 2008 20:20:32 GMT -7
Oh... oh, my stomach hurts so much... and I can't breathe... HAHAHA!
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Sept 28, 2008 20:59:07 GMT -7
Group of boys: *are throwing tampons into eachother's lockers*
Zuki: I wonder how they got those o.o
Kaite: One of them probably has a sister
Zuki:...Or a mother...
Kaite:....Yes, I'm *sure* one of them has a mother *rolls eyes*
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TV: Do you need a paternity test to determine if you're the father of a child? If so, call....
Zuki: I dun' think any of us'll have the problem....But seriously Lucy, how much did that operation cost?
Lucy: *rolls eyes and throws somthing at me*
Kaite: *pauses, then starts laughing* Oh, I get it, it's cuz her last name is mahn!
Zuki:...No, just because I haven't made fun of her yet today >.>
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Oct 4, 2008 21:45:25 GMT -7
Haily: Lets title our project, 'Night of the Living Dead'!
Chrissy: Nah, the teacher won't like that, It's to dark
Haily:How about....Night of the Living not living?
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Oct 6, 2008 15:57:59 GMT -7
Eric: I can't go to football today, I'm sick and on medication.
Jake: I'm on medication to and I'm going!
Eric:...What medication are you on?
Jake:....Viagra....
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On AIM
*are talking about crazy parents and getting out of the house*
Zuki: Look on the brightside, only a few more years before we can like, run away and join the army like Katie's cousins.
Katty: Gah, I hate the army! I've considered becoming a hobo though.
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Oct 9, 2008 9:29:42 GMT -7
At my confirmation.....e.e
Sister Christina:*the very,very large head nun* Now, I want all of you on your best behavoir! Or Else!
Zuki: *infront of all the parents, students, nuns, and preist.....* Yah! Or she'll eat you!
Everyone else: *tries to stifle laughter*
Write a scentence for each of the following words
Antiaircraft
Immature
Irresponsible
Marissa: Lets start with antiaircraft....'The antiaircraft machine was made to sit in a museam and collect dust'
Zuki: No, actually...*goes off into history lesson about antiaircraft machinery*
Marissa:...'The antiaircraft machine....was desgined to stop aircraft.'
Marissa:....Irresponible....'It was irresponsible of her to...eat her hamster.'
Marissa: Immature...'It was immature of her to murder her goldfish.'
Out on the feild, during gym....
Laura: OH MY GOD! I FEEL LIKE I'M HAVING A BABY!
Hollis: Laura, calm down, it's just your period
Laura: BUT IT FEELS LIKE I'M HAVING A BABY!
Excerpt from our Latin textbooks:
He/She/It: hic/ haec (hec )/ hoc
Thomas P: Excuse me, Mr. DeCurtis, does this say, "He Shit?"c
Thomas P.: When I get out of school, I'm going to become an airforce pilot, and I'm going to end this war. I'ma be in my jet, dropping bombs and It'll be like, BOOM! Then you'll see me on the news 'War Hero Thomas P. saves lives in Iraq...(etc., etc., etc.,)
Zuki: You mean, Pilot Thomas P. got lost over Iraq and accidentally blew himself up.
Kate: (not Katie, Kate)....I think his brain went Boom.
Thomas:...Okay, I'll admit, that was a good one. That was pretty funny.
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Oct 9, 2008 20:07:39 GMT -7
In art last year, we had to make a clay model of our hand with something in it that we hold dear. One slightly learning impaired kid tried to make a tree to represent nature.... and well, he made the trunk, but it didn't look like a trunk, but more like he was holding something else. The entire class, even the teacher hinted this out to him, and he didn't get it.
Next class, he added the top part of the tree and....
Joey: OH MY GOD! IT HAS CANCER!
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Post by akina on Oct 10, 2008 9:59:00 GMT -7
OMG CAN'T BREATH! A-ASHMA ATTACK! X.X ~die~
~twitchs, kids come and poke dead body with a stick, soul over the body~
Hey hey HEY! STOP THAT! NOT THERE.......god......what are parents teaching there kids? porn?
(randomly came up with XDD)
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Oct 22, 2008 15:35:44 GMT -7
Lopez: ...cuz there are a lot of malls in Colombia
Zuki: *is sitting across from her in a crowded lunchroom* There are a lot of WHAT?
Lopez: MALLS! Did you think I said MOBS?
Zuki: No, I thought you said BALLS. And I was like yeah, I'm suurreee there are, but why are you talkin' 'bout it o.o
Lopez: *blinks, then laughs hysterically* NO!
Katie: *slaps Zuki* GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE GUTTER!
Zuki& Lopez: *are having a discussion about the AP english essay on the meaning of friendship*
Lopez: *holds up 100 calorie oreo* It's like an oreo without the lard!
Zuki:...FRIENDSHIP?
Lopez: e.e No STUPID! THIS!
Zuki's vocab/spelling test this week: 58/60
Reason?: Wrote 'Shittish' instead of 'Skittish'
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