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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Mar 9, 2009 12:28:34 GMT -7
Little Girl: I feel like a dork!
Coach Mio: What is dork?
Girl: You know, like a dork... like a loser...
Mio: OH! You no look like dork, We ALL look like dork!
Max: In soviet Russia, WE EAT NAILS FOR BREAKFAST
Zuki: In Soviet Russia, WE ALL LOOK LIKE DORK!
Marissa: BE JELOUS OF MY JEWNESS!
Alvin: You're face is enough to make anyone NOT want to be a jew....
Marissa: OMFG! I found a shirt that says 'Super Jew'. AND ITS ON SALE!
Alvin: STFU BITCH I HAVE THAT SHIRT!
John: Do you guys enjoy being anti-semetic?
Zuki: Dood! THEY CANT BE ANTI SEMETIC, THEY'RE JEWISH
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Post by 由 Yuna 奈 on Mar 9, 2009 13:35:31 GMT -7
Lol I love this thread! Zu, you're friends are amazing xDD
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Mar 9, 2009 13:43:03 GMT -7
Thanks xD I luffes them!
*huggles everyone except Charlie* Dood's gunna rape meh >.>
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Post by 由 Yuna 奈 on Mar 9, 2009 13:43:53 GMT -7
O.o You should keep that from happening. ^^;
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Mar 9, 2009 13:48:30 GMT -7
Charlie: *sticks his hand in Zuki's pants pocket and starts groping* Zuki:  *punches him in the arm* DUDE! WTF!? Charlie: o.o I'm looking for your cell phone. Senora Guzman: Whats going on back there? Zuki: Charlie is trying to rape me!
Charlie: Hey Zuki... My shirt matches your pants... can I have them? Zuki: o.o No
Charlie: Can I have a dollar? Zuki: No, I have no money. Chalie: You never have money! What do you spend it on, crack and male strippers!? Zuki: Maybe >.> Charlie: If I can't have a dollar can I have your bra? Zuki: '' NO!
During basket ball drills... Jen: *stands in the passing line with her hands up like she's ready* Zuki: *throws it to her* Jen: *is hit in the face* WHAT WAS THAT FOR!? Zuki: *shrugs* You looked ready o.o
Jen: I have a fake leg. Pinch it, it won't hurt o.o Zuki: *pinches her leg so hard the spot turns blue* Jen: OMFG OWWWWWW! Zuki: Yep, thats fake all right.... |
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Mar 9, 2009 14:20:17 GMT -7
Shawn: You know Sal, three out of four guys masterbate
Sal: Well I'm the one who doesn't
Shawn: You didn't let me finish-- one out of four lies about it^^
Lucie: Okay, Ima be right back... Ryan, no strip dancing while I'm gone
Ryan: Awww damn....
Zuki&&Matt: *are playing Halo 4*
Zuki: DAMNIT HOW DO I DRIVE THIS THING!
Matt: Hit-- no thats the grenade. It's-- no Zuki thats orb... Zuki-- WILL YOU STOP SHOOTING THE BANSHEE!? (thats the name of the vehicle xP)
Zuki: ITS NOT WORKING!
Matt: .... Try standing next to the seat.
Zuki: o.o OH!
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Mar 9, 2009 14:23:51 GMT -7
Mrs. Leddy: Sophie! Oh, I love your sister!
Sophie: I don't have sister...
Mrs. Leddy: What is she now, a senoir?
Soph: I don't have a sister....
Mrs. Leddy: Oh, do tell her I said Hi!
Soph: BUT I DON'T HAVE A SISTER!
Sophie: Zuki! Move over you fat whore.
Zuki: Oi! I AM NOT FAT!
Sophie: MOVE OVER YOU SKINNY WHORE!
Zuki: Fine... It won't be so funny when it's your boyfriend though x3
*playing Halo 4 with Matt again*
Zuki: WHY WON'T IT DRIVE!
Matt: Because you're in the passenger seat....
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Mar 9, 2009 14:35:30 GMT -7
Zuki: *is reading Inuyasha*
Cassie: *points at Kouga* That lady has really small boobs....
Zuki:... Thats a guy Cassie... he doesn't have boobs...
Cassie: o.o THATS A GUY!? ZACK, JUSTIN! COME LOOK! ITS A PICTURE OF A GUY WITH BOOBS!
Zuki: Omfg v.v WHERE DO YOU SEE BOOBS!?
Cassie: *steals Zuki's bra and stuff it, running ariound the house* I HAVE THREE BOOBS!
Alan: Why doesn't the U.S just take over Canada?
Mr. Acocella: Well there are a lot of reasons...
Alan: Well....?
Mr. A:... Do you like asking stupid questions?
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Mar 10, 2009 13:21:25 GMT -7
Marissa: I heard he got engaged!
Kira: Quick! Check his finger for a ring!
Zuki: Kira sweetie... men don't wear engagement rings...
Kira: o.o Right!
Mr. A: Name some things that got the U.S to join WWI... There was the sinking of the--
Ryan: TITANIC!
Mike: An iceburg sunk the Titanic, dumbass
Ryan: I BET THE GERMAN SHOT THE ICEBURG AT IT!
Mr. A: Now lets list the territories aquired by the U.S after the Spanish-American War. Puerto Rico, The Phillipines, and a little island, the name begins with a G, come on, you guys know this...
Joe: GUATEMALA!
Joey: No stupid its JAMACIA!
Zuki:... You mean Guam....
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Post by Lopez on Mar 11, 2009 17:29:32 GMT -7
Pez: *is playing DDR in PhysEd.*
Ryan: Oh! Oh! Pez! D-D-Don't Screw up! NO! Don't Scr--
Pez: STFU or I'll Kick you!
Ryan: Ooh, watch it! You'll miss! I Said--
Pez: *roundhouse kick to the back*
Ryan: *keels over onto the floor*
Pez: HA! PWNED BY A SHORT LATINA!
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Mar 11, 2009 17:41:14 GMT -7
Lmao Lopez, I ran into him, Marissa, Kris, and L at Rockwells v.v they were their for Riss's bday, we were there for Cassie's xDD
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Apr 4, 2009 7:33:22 GMT -7
Zuki&family: *are standing in the elevator, arguing* *after three minutes* Gracie:... Anyone wanna push the button!?
Vincent: *is watching Horton Hears a Who* Someone in the movie: You're such a boob! Vincent: Haha, he said Boob! Zack is a boob o.o Zack: You like that word don't you e-e Vincent: o.o I love boobs. *is six years old*
Sophie: Zuki! I know your secret now! Nicole: *very loudly* FLAVORED CONDOMS! Just about everyone in the hallway: *looks at them* Zuki: v_v'' I hate you guys
Charlie: Zuki, look what I have in my locker! *opens his locker to reveal the ice pick from the science room* Zuki: Marissa: *@ Charlie* His face looks like a baby having an orgasm e-e Ms. Massaro: *brandishing a roll of papers* I did not just hear what I think I heard Marissa! You get back here right now! Marissa: *runs* |
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Post by syeira on Apr 4, 2009 8:42:00 GMT -7
Lmao
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on May 2, 2009 12:53:48 GMT -7
Charlie: Zuki... what kind of chin did Hitler have?
Zuki: I dunno, why are you asking me?
Charlie: Cuz you're just like him
Zuki: WHAT!? No I'm not!
Charlie: You're both german, and pale with dark hair
Zuki: I am nothing like Hitler.
Charlie: You're my little Hitler.
Alvin: *in his Russian accent, as his parents are from Russia* In Russia, we have prostitute on every corner!
Sophie: Alvin thats horrible!
Alvin: No! It is beauty of Russia! All our women ugly whores!
Katie: Lopez! You're okay! When you were out yesterday, people thought you had swine flu!
Lopez: o.o *shakes head* I'm Colombian, not Mexican...
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Jul 5, 2009 20:09:41 GMT -7
"Gimme some chips I'm thirsty!" --Matt
*during a blackout*
Kasey: Oh no! The power's out!!! Will the toilet still work!?
David: *rolls eyes* No Kay, if you try to flush the toilet it'll electrocute you.
Kasey: OH GREAT NOW I HAVE TO PEE!
Jackie: If my father is Jackie Senior, and I'm Jackie Junior, what would that make my son?
Kasey:... Uhm.... Jackie Sophmore?
Cassie: *petting Rico the cat* Where's Maggie? (the other cat)
Zack: *pause*... Somewhere being fat.
Jesse: *glares*
Cassie: What's the matter?
Jesse: The fat kid is in my way.
Jesse: *is 10 yrs old* *walks into her tent to find the boys making a mess of it*..... FUUUUCCCKKKKKK!!!!!.... Wait, did I just say that out loud?
Tales from Zuki's summer job....
Luke: *6 yr old kid* Do you have any kids?
Zuki: No, I'm only 16.
Luke: So?
Ian: I start kindergarten next year.
Zuki: Cool, I'm in Highschool.
Ian: So does that mean you've been to kindergarten already?
Zuki: Yes, I did a long time ago.
Ian: Then how do you spell Spider?
Zuki: S-P-I--*pause*-D- E- R spider. *mutters* I can't believe I actually had to think about that one.
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*punches him in the arm* DUDE! WTF!?
