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Post by Lord Itachi on Nov 27, 2009 2:48:53 GMT -7
Nyx as Ellis B as Nick Giles as Coach [Note i'll put the level names in later] ... Nyx: *Comes across a Jockey for the first time* DEAR GOD! WHO LET GOLUM INTO THE GAME! KILL IT! Giles: *Proccedes to use Chainsaw and Get the Jockey off Nyx's head* Nyx: NO DONT KILL IT!!!! *Smashes into Cars while B Shoots the Jockey Off* Oh Thank God! all i saw was naked looking Hooker pants and i heard a Laughing sound! Later.... Giles: *Notices Nyx Has Dissapeared and there is a Witch up ahead, Now hears Chainsaw Sounds* 0_0 Who Gave Nyx the Chainsaw? B: Well I Didnt think It'd hurt anyone thats Human, I Mean What could Possibly GO Wrong? Nyx: *RUNS Past Giles screaming like a lunatic* I SAWED HER ARM OFF SHE'S COMING THIS WAY! *Smacks into witch who Ninja'd and came around on a sneak attack, B Shoots the witch and startles Her* *Gets Killed and so does B* Giles: *Picks Chainsaw up* THIS Is a Job for a British Guy! *Seconds Later is Taken down by a Charger while the female bot fights off a Jockey* Nyx: I Told that witch it would be quick and Painless she just wouldnt sit still long enough and my saw wouldnt start...
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Post by Lord Itachi on Dec 3, 2009 5:41:38 GMT -7
Nyx: Alright what sounds do the infected make? Joey: The Tank go - ROAR! Nyx: ; Alright... What does the spitter say? Joey: *Hacking sound and spits* Nyx: And what does the charger sa-? Joey: WITCH!!!!!!! *Screams like a girl and runs* Nyx: 0_0; Wait the charger doesnt say Wi- *Walks into the witch and blinks* Alright what does the Jockey say? *gets killed* Joey: The Jockey IS ON MY FUCKING HEAD! - EKK!
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