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Post by 由 Yuna 奈 on Mar 9, 2009 13:02:03 GMT -7
Just a bunch of randomness between me and my family/friends.
Mom: *hands meh a spray paint can* Open please.
Yuna: *looks at top and pops can open* Here you go
Mom: o.o How did you do that?
Yuna: >.> I read the instructions.
Mom: There are instructions?
{A minute later}
Mom: *brings in another can* Help!
Yuna: But... isn't the same as the other one?
Mom: No, it's a new brand.
Yuna: ... *takes can and opens it the same way a second later* Oh really?
Mom: What the fuck, how did you do that? *walks away muttering* How come I couldn't figure it out?
Yuna: ...you don't read the instructions.
Mom: Yuna, help me find my phone!
Yuna: You mean the phone that's right next to your hand?
Mom: o.o So that's where it was.
Yuna: What are you screaming about now?
Mom: I can't find my phone and I need to go to the store!
Yuna: Have you checked the charger?
Mom: ...no. *looks* Thanks Yuna!
Yuna: You need to get a new brain.
Mom: Yuna, help me find--
Yuna: Your phone, right?
Mom: o.o Are you psychic?
Yuna: No. And can't you just call it?
Mom: Call it? *calls her phone and finds it in her purse* v.v Why didn't I think of calling it before?
Yuna: That's a good question. I've told you to call it whenever you can't find it.
Mom: Since when?
Yuna: ...since you first started 'misplacing your phone'.
Mom: o.o why don't I remember you ever telling me that?
Yuna: Probably because you're so forgetful.
Mom: Oh right. *walks away*
Yuna: Sorry if I'm distracted, I'm walking meh dog. x3
Brandon: Oh no problem. You know, I'd be distracted too if I were on pot. If I could find a good drug dealer I'd be calm all the time.
Yuna: o.o
Brandon: *pauses* Did I say somethin' wrong?
Yuna: o.o I have to go now... *hangs up phone*
James: Beth, have you heard the news?
Beth: That you and Bri are going to Europe again?
James: ...who told you?
Brian: You did, five minutes ago.
James: o.o I did?
Beth: o.o yeah, you texted me.
James: Oh yeah.
Mom: Yuna, help me find my glasses.
Yuna: *doesn't even bother looking away from the computer* Are they on your head?
Mom: o.o thanks Yuna *walks away*
Mom: *cries* Why can I never find anything?
Yuna: Because you never clean?
Mom: You never clean either!
Yuna: Then what was I doing for three hours yesterday?
Mom: o.o playing video games?
Yuna: Have you even looked at my room recently?
Mom: *goes and looks.* Wow, it's clean! *comes back* Yuna, help me find my car keys!
Yuna: ...why do you need your car keys?
Mom: So I can go and buy a new mop!
Yuna: o.o a new one? You mean we have an old one?
Mom: Oh, right. Ok, so I need to go by a mop period.
Yuna: *facepalms* Check the kitchen table.
-- Five minutes later---
Yuna: Found them yet?
Mom: NO!
Yuna: o.o You need to make a certain place to put things you really need, and make sure you put them there when you're not using them.
Mom: o.o like where?
Yuna: How should I know?
Mom: You're mean!
Yuna: No, I'm practical. How about on the kitchen table?
Mom: Everything won't fit there.
Yuna: Of course it---what the hell? What do you mean everything?
Mom: I need everything!
Yuna: ....
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Mar 9, 2009 13:09:14 GMT -7
Omfg, I can't breathe XDDDD
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Post by .:Riddick the Weird:. on Mar 9, 2009 13:09:22 GMT -7
you have some crazy people XD wtf
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Post by 由 Yuna 奈 on Mar 9, 2009 13:12:31 GMT -7
Lol yeah, my mother is the most insane person I know. xPP o.o speaking of which....
Mom: *hands me another paint can*
Yuna: ...come on, seriously? *pops the cap off*
Mom: It's not my fault, I tried that and it didn't work!
Yuna: Oh really? *puts cap back on* Show me
Mom: *takes can and pops top off*
Yuna: Liar.
Mom: o.o I swear it didn't do that before.
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Post by .:Riddick the Weird:. on Mar 9, 2009 13:15:25 GMT -7
yep your mom is insane XD
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Post by 由 Yuna 奈 on Mar 9, 2009 13:29:20 GMT -7
{At District testing}
Mr. Malko: Here you go Chelsea, good luck.
Yuna: Thanks Mr. M *smiles*
Brandon: *looks over at me as Mr. M walks away* So... Chelsea huh, is that your real name?
Yuna: *turns* Uh... yeah it is. My legal name anyway.
Brandon: So you have a nonlegal name?
Yuna: Um.... no?
Brandon: Are you a spy?
Yuna: o.o
Brandon: Because I'm a spy myself. I'm a mastermind.
Yuna: *blinks* Good for you?
Brandon: It is, isn't it?
{Our first meeting... v.v Yeah, the spy talk should have kept me from ever talking to him again, probably. lol And yeah, my legal first name is Chelsea, though I go by my middle name Nicole, or Nicki. ^^}
{In PE while playing basketball}
Robyn: YUNA! Catch the ball!
Yuna: *turns* What the--- *is hit in the face by the basketball* o.o *falls over*
Robyn: OMG Yuna! *runs over* Why didn't you catch it?
Yuna: *sits up, rubbing nose* o.o because I'm not on your team.
Robyn: o.o you're not?
Amanda: I got the balls! I got the balls! *holds up two dodgeballs*
Rusty: *snickers* Do you like holding balls?
Amanda: Yeah! It's fun. Then no one can hit me with them.
Rusty: Want to hold my balls too?
Amanda: o.o
Rusty: *holds out tennis balls* See? My balls!
Kyle: Yeah man, those are the only balls you have
*everyone laughs except Rusty*
Amanda: I want to be the one to dissect the frog!
Yuna: Why so eager?
Amanda: Cause I wanna play with the little knife-thing!
Yuna: o.o *turns to Eric* Let's not let her near the scalpel.
Mr. Malko: Turn to page 394 in your textbooks.
Jessica: OMFG SEVERUS SNAPE!
*Everyone stares at her*
Jessica: ....not Severus Snape?
Yuna: *rolls eyes* Wow, Jess... Just wow...
Mom: Yay, Bryce emailed me again!
Yuna: Oh god, you're not going to read it to me, are you?
Mom: *pouts* You don't like me reading them to you?
Yuna: Would you like it if I read all of my boyfriend's emails to you?
Mom: *pauses* Yeah, I would.
Yuna: Not gonna happen. *puts headphones in*
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Mar 9, 2009 13:31:41 GMT -7
Omg, my friend Jen did the same thing with the basket ball at camp xD
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Post by 由 Yuna 奈 on Mar 9, 2009 13:33:06 GMT -7
Lmao wow... Hehe... I guess some people just have problems with basketballs xDD
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Post by 由 Yuna 奈 on Mar 9, 2009 14:02:39 GMT -7
Ariz: Trish, what do you wanna be when you get older?
Trisha: A rapist!
Ariz: o.o What?
Trisha: *pauses* I lied, I wanna be a serial rapist and murderer!
Althea: His banana is huge!
Robyn: o.o Banana?
Kelsey: Yeah, banana.
Robyn: ....you're not talking about real fruit, are you?
Yuna: Depends on what you mean by "fruit".
Robyn: o.o
Trisha: Mmmm...... banana. I'm hungry now! *goes to get something to eat*
Trisha: (holding knife) I'm going to keel you all! * chases Kelsey and Ariz out of the room*
Yuna: *blinks* Mom, I told you not to give her a knife!
Mom: o.o I thought you were kidding....
Ariz: Violin is boring...
Althea: Violin is a smexi ass smexi kitten!
Yuna: *laughs* And what is a flute?
Althea: Fun to stick up your pussy.
Yuna/Ariz: O.O
Rusty: Can I borrow five bucks?
Yuna: >.> Why?
Rusty: I want to go by ice cream from the caf.
Yuna: o.o Ice cream only costs a dollar.
Rusty: *shrugs* So I was gonna buy five, so what?
Yuna: Go find someone else to steal from. *walks away*
Amanda: What's thirty seconds times 5 minutes?
Eric: ...what?
Rusty: Why Amanda?
Amanda: Because that's how long it'll take me to get this water burning.
Yuna: ....don't you mean boiling?
Amanda: No, I mean burning. It's already boiling.
Amanda: (randomly during a bio test) I LUFF MONKEYS!
Mr. Malko: o.o monkeys?
Amanda: Yeah, monkeys, and pickles, and peanuts, and boys, and you.
Mr. Malko: What? *red*
Yuna: *continues working on the test* Just ignore her, she drank an entire liter of Pepsi.
Amanda: *giggles* I luff Pepsi x3
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Mar 9, 2009 14:25:12 GMT -7
Omfg, BANANA! XD
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Post by Lord Itachi on Mar 19, 2009 12:56:28 GMT -7
THAT WAS THE COOLEST XDD
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Post by 由 Yuna 奈 on Mar 26, 2009 18:56:48 GMT -7
Emily: Oh my god, so Tina bought a treadmill.
Yuna: Uh-oh, that can't be good.
Emily: It wasn't.
Yuna: ...what happened?
Emily: She tripped and fell on it.
Emily: Ok, so I'm staying at a friend's house for two weeks while her husband is out of town. And she and I are supposed to remodel her living room while he's gone, but we haven't yet. Carla and I have been having too much fun. Wait, do you know--what am I saying, of course you know Carla, you've met her lots of times.
Yuna: Yes, yes I have.
Emily: I need to take memory drugs
Yuna: Yeah, probably
Emily: So when I was in Japan a couple guys I know had the urge to eat sushi, but didn't have anything but raw chicken.
Yuna: Oh god, you don't mean...
Emily: Yep, they ate chicken sushi.
Yuna: ....did they cook it?
Emily: Nope
Yuna: ...ew...
Mom: We've got too much stuff!
Yuna: Then get rid of some of it.
Mom: What? Are you kidding?
Yuna: ...no, why?
Mom: I can't get rid of my stuff, I love my stuff!
Mom: I don't think these memory drugs are working....
Yuna: *sighs* Why not?
Mom: Because I can't find my credit card.
Yuna: ...have you checked your wallet?
Mom: No I haven't.
Yuna: ...yeah, get new pills, those are making your memory worse.
Jessica: Here, have a cookie!
Yuna: Ok, thanks *takes cookie* Mmm.... chocolate? *bites into it and spits it out a second later* OMFG what the hell is this thing?
Jessica: A salt cookie.
Yuna: e.e Salt cookie?
Jessica: Yep! April Fools!
Yuna: ...Jess, it isn't April yet...
Jessica: ....what's your point?
Emily: Ok, so Tina and I are going to do some baking for a party we're having.
Tina: Emily, since when am I helping?
Emily: Since now, now shush.
Yuna: ...you guys are baking?
Tina: That's my reaction too.
Emily: Well yeah, we're baking. And you're baking.
Yuna: *blinks* Since when am I baking?
Emily: Since you're the only one of us who can actually bake well?
Yuna: ...great... lucky me...
Tina: It's ok. We'll give you moral support.
Emily: And lots of soda and pizza and muffins!
Tina: ....muffins?
Emily: I love muffins.
Yuna: Ok, fine, I'll help.
Emily: Yay! *hugs*
Emily: So you know that coconut cake you made?
Yuna: Yes, what about it?
Emily: It was really good. All my roommates thought so too.
Yuna: *sighs* I'll make another one as soon as I buy more eggs...
Emily: You're the best!
Emily: Tina walked into a door.
Yuna: Again?
Emily: Yep. And this one was better. It was one of those see through doors.
Yuna: *laughs* Poor Tina. Is she ok?
Emily: Of course! Tina is always ok!
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Post by 由 Yuna 奈 on Mar 29, 2009 14:03:42 GMT -7
-phone rings-
Yuna: *presses button* Hello?
Jessica: Oh my god banana! Banana banana banana!
Yuna: o.o Jessica?
Jessica: Banana!
Yuna: A banana?
Jessica: Banana!
Yuna: Um... what about a banana?
Jessica: It's a banana!
Yuna: o.o Is the banana attacking you?
Jessica: Banana!
-line goes dead-
Yuna: *stares at phone* ...what the hell was that?
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Post by 由 Yuna 奈 on Nov 27, 2009 19:39:34 GMT -7
Jessica: Hey, where are the dogs?
Yuna: You mean Pearl and Paige? No idea.
Jessica: Huh? What are you talking about?
Yuna: ...my dogs, what are you talking about?
Jessica: Your dogs. Jen and Nen.
Yuna: ...where did you get those names from exactly?
Jessica: You.
Yuna: I don't think so.
Jessica: Those aren't their names?
Yuna: Not even a little.
Jessica: ...oh. *walks around house* Come out, come out, Ren, Tin!
Yuna: ...
Jessie: Don't hit me, okay?
Yuna: ...why?
Jessie: I got another cat.
Yuna: Another one!?
Jessie: I couldn't resist.
Yuna: You're going to be the crazy cat lady, you know that, right?
Jessie: That's my goal in life.
Emily: [at a movie night with seven girls and no guys.] Hey everybody, Randy's here! Let's make it his bachelor party!
Amanda: Epic movie.
Yuna: What movie?
Amanda: Pirates of the Caribbean, duh.
Yuna: Ah.
Amanda: Ryan Reynolds was awesome!
Yuna: ...he wasn't in it.
Amanda: Then who was that sexy guy?
Yuna: Orlando Bloom? Or do you mean Johnny Depp?
Amanda: ...neither rings a bell. I still think it was Ryan Reynolds. *goes to look it up* Oh... it was Johnny Depp. Bummer. Now I hate that movie.
Alannah: *walks up after just seeing me for the first time* You're my new best friend ever!
Alannah: Am I too much of a drama queen? I know I am right? I love acting, and acting class, and directing, and being in plays, and debate, and talking, and my friends, and dance, and cheerleading, and my hunky boyfriend, and life, and colors, and acting, and insects, and dogs, and rabbits, and fighting, and arguing, and did I say acting?
Alannah: *randomly screams during Humanities* I get it! It's beautiful. Everything's so beautiful! I get it!
Alanah: *during a conversation about anatomy* Last summer was my high summer.
Alannah: So this is my boyfriend. Isn't he cute? *holds out picture*
Yuna: Um... yeah, he is. *can't see the guy's face through the mounds of hair*
Alannah: I just cut his hair too, so he doesn't look like a girl anymore.
Yuna: That's good. *smiles*
Alannah: You should meet him.
Yuna: Sure.
Alannah: Want to meet him now?
Yuna: We're in school. He doesn't go here.
Alannah: Oh right. Nevermind then.
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