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Post by Lord Itachi on Feb 28, 2009 7:20:42 GMT -7
~The Subway~
Nyx: o.o I Hear a Bitch
B: You do Not all i hear is a....TANK!
Nyx: O_0 *Running opposite way*
B: NYX YOU SUCK HELP MAH!
Minutes Later near the second subway cart...
B: Do you have the Crown achievment?
Nyx: O.o Yesh
B: than CROWN THAT BITCH
Nyx: Watch my sneaky ninja moves *stalks ahead and tries jumping over the witch*
*NYX HAS STARTLED THE WITCH*
Nyx: B KILL IT! GET IT THE FUCK OFF ME! *Screaming into the Micriphone for help but ends up getting killed*
B: so much for Ninja moves...
~The Sewer~
Nyx: o.o I'll give her something to...?
B: *See's the witch standing near the gas station*
Nyx: *shoots the gas station,watching as the witch is hit but she begins to glitch so it looks like she is standing up and moving her arms while crying*
B: o.O WTF
Nyx: OMG ROFL! WITCH RAVE!
B: *shoots the witch and SOMEHOW Startles it* FUCKTARTS!
Nyx: HAHAHA! *Sitting safely on Semi reloading shotgun*
B: -_- I HATE YOU NYX!
~The Subway Again~
Nyx: o.o There is a tank above us So you go up and hit it with your Molotov while i sit down here and hide for i HAVE 2% HEALTH LEFT!
B: *goes up and alerts the tank setting it on fire with Molotov*
Nyx: 0_0 WTF! OMG GTFO!
Tank: *went around and dropped through a hole behind Nyx*
Nyx: OMG NOO! YOU SUCK B! *Killed*
B: *laughing her ass off until she is struck down by CEMENT BLOCK* -_-
{WARNING! This thread is updated every FEW Hours! EXPECT MORE FAILURE XD}
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Post by akina on Feb 28, 2009 12:16:21 GMT -7
XD ROFL
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Post by .:Riddick the Weird:. on Feb 28, 2009 12:43:46 GMT -7
xD wow that is so fucking funny lol I should do some of my own if I can lol
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Post by Lord Itachi on Mar 2, 2009 3:18:18 GMT -7
~The Warehouse~
Nyx: Through her ladies!
B: IM A GUY!
Nyx: o.x i was talking to Francis*rounds the corner and alets the tank* HOLY FUCKTARTS!
B: OMG GET AWAY FROM THE FORK L-
Nyx: *smashed by Fork lift and killed*
B: o.o I Tried to warn you
Nyx: STFU!
~The subway~
Nyx: I Hear a witch!
B: o.o all i see is the boomer
Nyx: *shoots the boomer who is standing infront of the witch*
Witch:*freaks out and runs past everyone in circles down on set of stairs and up the other multiple times*
Nyx: *Chases but is mauled by hunter and struck down by witch* -_- THE GAME DIRECTOR HATES ME!
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Post by Chaotic Dragon on Mar 2, 2009 4:24:55 GMT -7
XD This is great! *Falls to the floor in laughter*
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Post by Lord Itachi on Mar 8, 2009 4:02:44 GMT -7
~Versus~ B: Nyx i heard the tank music -_- come and kill me already Nyx: No No Just go to the hospital i wnt kill you... B: *runs into the sewer and starts up ladder* Nyx: HAHA YOU FELL FOR IT! *Drops dumpster* B: *crushes* O.O *Didnt know what hit him* Nyx: *Sits ontop the dumpster* B: AH YOUR CRUSHING MEH! FAT THING OFF! Nyx: IM NOT FAT! Im all muscle and big boned! B: *ROFL* ~The Apartments~ Nyx: o.o *throws a Molotov above her* B: *standing above in hole,sees the molotov* WTF? *Lit on fire and running in circles* Nyx: *ROFLMFAO* OMG I GOT YOU? ~The rooftop~ Nyx: o.o DUDE I See you whats up! B: *Tank* NYXXIE GIVE ME A HUG! Nyx:  ;; B: FALCON PUNCH! Nyx: *Goes flying off rooftop* SO MUCH FOR A FUCKING HUG! B: *Throws a cement block just incase Nyx isnt dead* Nyx: You AMAZE ME SOMETIMES! |
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Post by .:Riddick the Weird:. on Mar 8, 2009 8:22:11 GMT -7
rofl man what the hell that is so awesome!
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Post by Lopez on Mar 8, 2009 9:51:03 GMT -7
OH GOD. xDDDDDDDDDDD This is the BEST, Nyx! XD
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Post by syeira on Mar 8, 2009 17:04:00 GMT -7
Nyx: -startles the Witch and runs-
Syeira: -runs into the witch, and gets raped- WTF NYX?!
Nyx: ROFL
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Post by Lord Itachi on Mar 10, 2009 4:49:40 GMT -7
{Ok We did some random Shit}
B: Nyx i heard a Raccon on the porch again
Nyx: -_- I'll take care it
B: good
Nyx: *runs out the door and is punched by tank* O_0 *Runs back inside slamming the door* OH GOD RUN! *Bolts*
B: O.O THAT ISNT A RACCON!
Nyx: Have you seen the gas can for the lawn mower?
B: No!
Nyx: Damnit thats the Third one thi- *Jem runs by with Gas can*
Nyx: O.O What in the HELL?! *Runs out the door and chases* SON OF A BITCH!
Nyx: Hi There! *standing beside Car* so you're looking at this piece of work here?
B: *Nods* It looks alright
Nyx:It's got some slightly used tires and just over 3 Thousand miles Any other questions about it?
B:Do you get this in tinted windows?
Nyx:No the previous owners had them removed by law
B: Oh so thats what the bullet holes are from?
Nyx: Im pretty sure it belonged to the mafia
B: anything else?
Nyx:On a Good note it does have a nice little feature! *hits the car and the alarm goes off* car alarm!
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Post by Lord Itachi on Mar 11, 2009 8:21:53 GMT -7
~Last Level, Farm area~ *Playing Versus*
Nyx: O.o B where in the fuck are you?
B: *walks in with a tank* o.O I Got you a puppy
Nyx: 0_0 THATS NOT A FUCKING DOG! *Backs away*
B: Well it was either this or a -
Nyx: O.o *Pounced by a Hunter* I Think he likes me...alittle to much...
B: o.O Lucky bastard i dont think i can return this Tank...
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Post by Lord Itachi on Mar 26, 2009 3:41:08 GMT -7
~Teaching new players how to play*
Jan: *Has two Keys binded so one yells 'WITCH'' and the other ''TANK''* Careful guys! *presses the TANK Key*
New Players: *ALL FREAK OUT AND RUN IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS*
Jan: *Chases after one Player* STOP!
Player: *stops and looks*
Jan: WITCH!
Player: *doesnt believe me and runs ahead into the witch*
Jan: Fucking told you...
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Post by akina on Mar 26, 2009 4:47:59 GMT -7
LOL XDD You did tell em >>;
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Post by Lord Itachi on Mar 26, 2009 10:10:05 GMT -7
~The Woods~
Nyx: O.O WTF *Looks up*
B: DEAR GOD! *Looks up also*
Giles: What? *looks around*
*Nyx and B watch as a Hunter glitches and FLIES Through the air twice before landing and doing the same thing*
Nyx: *laughs her ass off*
Giles: *Looks up and is pounced*
Nyx and B: *laugh even harder*
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Post by akina on Apr 7, 2009 12:03:43 GMT -7
XD Lol
~At the house near the safehouse in the woods~
Lu:~hears crying~ o o Turn your flashlights off!
Bro:Witch!
Lu: No duh - - >D ~sneaks into the kitchen and sees it, shoots it and it goes flying at my brother~
Bro: WTF! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!
Lu: ~laughing to hard to get it off~ XDDDDDD
XD Witches, smokers, and Hunters LOVE my Brother, Hordes and Boomer Puke love me - -;
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