Post by ¡§qüee! on Jan 27, 2009 23:17:29 GMT -7
Hihi!!! I'm Aro, one of Squee's better creations >3, and I'm here to share with you everything I know about mah friends personal lives. Mostly Squee. Cause she made me and likes to torture meh T^T.
But I also happen to know every dirty little secret for everyone else too. >3 Amazing bits of knowledge that could completely embarrass peoples and annoy them.
Payback's a bitch! >D
Squee: *is driving down the street at midnight, by her high school* Huh…
Matt ‘n Tj: What?
Squee: *staring at the sign* That sign spells cum. *sings* C-U-M
*crickets*
Matt ‘n Tj: *bust out laughing* OMG!
Squee: *utterly confused*…… *five minutes later* OMG! I DIDN”T!
Ash: *is trying to tell a story about- no body knows anymore cause she rambles like crazy-*…Anyways, I walked in on my mom naked and I thought. *cocks head to side* Huh?
Squee: *chokes on pepsi! YOU CHECKED OUT YOUR MOM!?
Matt: *twitch* And I thought I was bad…
Ash: *blinks* NO!
Squee: *thinks for a moment; chokes on pepsi again staring at Matt* WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR MOM!?
Becca: OMG! RUN! I JUST THREW A WATER BALLOON AT MS. SCHANNEP! *ebil English teacher -.-*
Squee: Oh crap! *is in her class* GODS DAMN YO- *stumble/trip/fall down two flights of stairs*
Becca: HOLY SH- I keeled Ashlie!
Squee: *twitch* I be maimed and brusied. Dead I am not…. But you are!
*tries to get up*
Squee: After I heal for a few years T~T
*is sitting in English with Becca, writing OOC Naruto comments back and forth*
Squee: *writes* Shoves Kisame into a bath tub and starts to wash him
Becca: *snicker; writes* Watch out for the fish balls
Teacher:…. So a semicolon belongs here because of what-
Squee: OMG! FISH BALLS! *laughs her ass off, forgetting she’s in class*
Teacher: -.- No, unfortunately Fish Balls have no point in English.
Mom: Okay, you’re going to take a left up here.
Step-dad: *horrible at finding places* Left?
Squee: *mouths no and shakes head*
Mom: *horrible at giving directions* YES! LEFT! *points right*
Step-dad: -.- You want me to go left! *points left*
Mom: NO THIS WAY! *points right* LEFT!
Squee: *hangs head*
Step-dad: *getting uber pissed*
Squee: Pretend you’re going to the Game Stop.
Step-dad: Oh, I know where we’re going. x3
Mom: -.-;;;
InuYasha: *enters the cbox* o.o
Hetaro: AHHHHHHH! RAPIST!
InuYasha: NO IT"S THERAPIST!!
Hetaro: OH YEAH! LIKE I HAVEN"T HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE!
InuYasha: xDDDDDDDD
Squee focuses for a few seconds, then flails at Mental Man randomly. Mental Man is thrown back by the sheer power of the onslaught and: deals 5 damage
Squee: *staring at the computer screen* Omg... *flails randomly irl* xDD
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Classic Squee Lines:
HOLY BOOBJOB BATMAN!
Great Googly Moogly! o.o
FORKING ASS!
IMA MAIM YOU WITH A RUSTY SPOON!!
Flamming Gods.
Sweet Shishkabob.
Squee: IMA TURN THE CAT INTO TUNA CASAROLE! ><
Mom: He's a cat...
Squee: AND HE"S MADE OUT OF TUNA! *goes to carry the cat upstairs, trips-falls*
And deys be more where that came from >D
And yes v.v Ima copying Zuki >3 But I gotsa more things up my sleeve. Like Hetaro's Diary and Kouga's "Notebook" >>
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But I also happen to know every dirty little secret for everyone else too. >3 Amazing bits of knowledge that could completely embarrass peoples and annoy them.
Payback's a bitch! >D
Squee: *is driving down the street at midnight, by her high school* Huh…
Matt ‘n Tj: What?
Squee: *staring at the sign* That sign spells cum. *sings* C-U-M
*crickets*
Matt ‘n Tj: *bust out laughing* OMG!
Squee: *utterly confused*…… *five minutes later* OMG! I DIDN”T!
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Ash: *is trying to tell a story about- no body knows anymore cause she rambles like crazy-*…Anyways, I walked in on my mom naked and I thought. *cocks head to side* Huh?
Squee: *chokes on pepsi! YOU CHECKED OUT YOUR MOM!?
Matt: *twitch* And I thought I was bad…
Ash: *blinks* NO!
Squee: *thinks for a moment; chokes on pepsi again staring at Matt* WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR MOM!?
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Becca: OMG! RUN! I JUST THREW A WATER BALLOON AT MS. SCHANNEP! *ebil English teacher -.-*
Squee: Oh crap! *is in her class* GODS DAMN YO- *stumble/trip/fall down two flights of stairs*
Becca: HOLY SH- I keeled Ashlie!
Squee: *twitch* I be maimed and brusied. Dead I am not…. But you are!
*tries to get up*
Squee: After I heal for a few years T~T
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*is sitting in English with Becca, writing OOC Naruto comments back and forth*
Squee: *writes* Shoves Kisame into a bath tub and starts to wash him
Becca: *snicker; writes* Watch out for the fish balls
Teacher:…. So a semicolon belongs here because of what-
Squee: OMG! FISH BALLS! *laughs her ass off, forgetting she’s in class*
Teacher: -.- No, unfortunately Fish Balls have no point in English.
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Mom: Okay, you’re going to take a left up here.
Step-dad: *horrible at finding places* Left?
Squee: *mouths no and shakes head*
Mom: *horrible at giving directions* YES! LEFT! *points right*
Step-dad: -.- You want me to go left! *points left*
Mom: NO THIS WAY! *points right* LEFT!
Squee: *hangs head*
Step-dad: *getting uber pissed*
Squee: Pretend you’re going to the Game Stop.
Step-dad: Oh, I know where we’re going. x3
Mom: -.-;;;
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InuYasha: *enters the cbox* o.o
Hetaro: AHHHHHHH! RAPIST!
InuYasha: NO IT"S THERAPIST!!
Hetaro: OH YEAH! LIKE I HAVEN"T HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE!
InuYasha: xDDDDDDDD
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Squee focuses for a few seconds, then flails at Mental Man randomly. Mental Man is thrown back by the sheer power of the onslaught and: deals 5 damage
Squee: *staring at the computer screen* Omg... *flails randomly irl* xDD
~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|
Classic Squee Lines:
HOLY BOOBJOB BATMAN!
Great Googly Moogly! o.o
FORKING ASS!
IMA MAIM YOU WITH A RUSTY SPOON!!
Flamming Gods.
Sweet Shishkabob.
Squee: IMA TURN THE CAT INTO TUNA CASAROLE! ><
Mom: He's a cat...
Squee: AND HE"S MADE OUT OF TUNA! *goes to carry the cat upstairs, trips-falls*
And deys be more where that came from >D
And yes v.v Ima copying Zuki >3 But I gotsa more things up my sleeve. Like Hetaro's Diary and Kouga's "Notebook" >>
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