Post by ¡§qüee! on Jan 21, 2009 23:43:09 GMT -7
Kouga: HELLO! AND WELCOME TO TEH SHOW!!!!!!
Hetaro: Dude, you don't have to yell... They are right there... *points in random direction*
Kouga: -.- Right, where? Doo Doo brain?
Hetaro: THERE! RIGHT FREAKIN' THE- Whoa... Dude... We're totally alone.
Kouga: Are you high?
Hetaro: Possibly, I don't really remember.... *walks off to get some props.
Kouga: -.- *sighs* Anyways. WELCOME TO THE KOUGA AND HETARO RANDOM COMEDY HOUR!!!! Brought to you by: A very tired Squee, who just can't sleep ><
Squee:
.... Uh... H-Heh... >> *slinks away*
Kouga:o.0 And now for our first-
Hetaro: AHHHHHHHHHH! I"M ON FIRE! I"M ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *runs around in circles; sleeve has one little flame on it*
Lyn: *comes out of no where and tackles him* STOP! DROP! AND ROLL! STOP! DROP! AND ROLL! *Blinks*..... Uh..... >>
Kouga: *hangs head, slapping forehead* I swear....
Lyn: *performs a jig as she goes off stage*
Hetaro: *is beaten and battered, lying on the floor* Halp meh...
Kouga: There is no help for you!
Granny: WHERE THE HELL IS THAT BOY!
Kouga: Oh crap.... *stops, drops and rolls into the fetal position*
Hetaro: *jumps up and whispers* Dun move! She can't see you if you don't move.... *freezes in an awkward position*
Granny: O_0.....o_0.....e.e.....-.-;;;; *slaps the hell out of him* YOU IDIOT! I AIN"T NO DINOSAUR!!!!!!!!!!!
Hetaro: AHHH!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! SAVE THE WOMEN AND BANANAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs off stage*
Kouga: *continues rocking back and forth in the fetal postion*
Granny: *kicks him* THAT AIN"T GUNNA WORK EITHER!
Kouga: T~T WHAT DO YOU WANT!!!!
??
Granny: MY APPLES DAMN IT!
Kouga: YOU"RE WHAT!!!!!!!!?
Granny: *goes to smack him but is suddenlt tackled from the side by Hetaro*
Hetaro: I"VE GOT THE BEAST! QUICK HOG TIE 'ER! *speaks with an aussie accent* NO ONE"S EVER GOTTEN 'ER BEFORE. I'M GUNNA BE THE FIRST AND THE LAST!!!
Granny: @_@ Wha-huh?
Hetaro: *gags her and proceeds to drag her off stage*
Kouga: o.0 What in the bloody hell is going on in here.....
Squee: Well, you did call it the Random Comedy Hour.....
Kouga: *gives her, The Look*
Squee: *shrinks back*;;; T~T So mean.....
Kouga: -.- Look who I'm married to.....
Sin: *walks in without a shirt on*.... *notices he's now subjected to something and slowly back out*
Squee: *follows drooling*
Kouga: IMA TELL KURA ON YOU!!!
Squee: YOU DO AND I"LL ERASE YOUR ASS! TRUST ME, ZUKI'LL THANK ME FOR IT!
Kouga: T~T N-Nu she won't.... *pouts*
Hetaro: *comes back in a moment later* SHE BROKE FREE!!!! RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!! GRAB THE SAKE, BURN THE SAILS, FREE THE CUBANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Squee: *passes out, ze end of the crappy random-*
Kouga: IT"S COMEDY!!!! NOT CRAPPY!!!!
Squee: *begins to erase him*
Kouga: NU!!! I WAS KIDDING!!! *tries to crawl away*
Hetaro: Dude, you don't have to yell... They are right there... *points in random direction*
Kouga: -.- Right, where? Doo Doo brain?
Hetaro: THERE! RIGHT FREAKIN' THE- Whoa... Dude... We're totally alone.
Kouga: Are you high?
Hetaro: Possibly, I don't really remember.... *walks off to get some props.
Kouga: -.- *sighs* Anyways. WELCOME TO THE KOUGA AND HETARO RANDOM COMEDY HOUR!!!! Brought to you by: A very tired Squee, who just can't sleep ><
Squee:
.... Uh... H-Heh... >> *slinks away*Kouga:o.0 And now for our first-
Hetaro: AHHHHHHHHHH! I"M ON FIRE! I"M ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *runs around in circles; sleeve has one little flame on it*
Lyn: *comes out of no where and tackles him* STOP! DROP! AND ROLL! STOP! DROP! AND ROLL! *Blinks*..... Uh..... >>
Kouga: *hangs head, slapping forehead* I swear....
Lyn: *performs a jig as she goes off stage*
Hetaro: *is beaten and battered, lying on the floor* Halp meh...
Kouga: There is no help for you!
Granny: WHERE THE HELL IS THAT BOY!
Kouga: Oh crap.... *stops, drops and rolls into the fetal position*
Hetaro: *jumps up and whispers* Dun move! She can't see you if you don't move.... *freezes in an awkward position*
Granny: O_0.....o_0.....e.e.....-.-;;;; *slaps the hell out of him* YOU IDIOT! I AIN"T NO DINOSAUR!!!!!!!!!!!
Hetaro: AHHH!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! SAVE THE WOMEN AND BANANAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs off stage*
Kouga: *continues rocking back and forth in the fetal postion*
Granny: *kicks him* THAT AIN"T GUNNA WORK EITHER!
Kouga: T~T WHAT DO YOU WANT!!!!
??Granny: MY APPLES DAMN IT!
Kouga:
YOU"RE WHAT!!!!!!!!?Granny: *goes to smack him but is suddenlt tackled from the side by Hetaro*
Hetaro: I"VE GOT THE BEAST! QUICK HOG TIE 'ER! *speaks with an aussie accent* NO ONE"S EVER GOTTEN 'ER BEFORE. I'M GUNNA BE THE FIRST AND THE LAST!!!
Granny: @_@ Wha-huh?
Hetaro: *gags her and proceeds to drag her off stage*
Kouga: o.0 What in the bloody hell is going on in here.....
Squee: Well, you did call it the Random Comedy Hour.....
Kouga: *gives her, The Look*
Squee: *shrinks back*
;;; T~T So mean.....Kouga: -.- Look who I'm married to.....
Sin: *walks in without a shirt on*....
*notices he's now subjected to something and slowly back out*Squee: *follows drooling*
Kouga: IMA TELL KURA ON YOU!!!
Squee: YOU DO AND I"LL ERASE YOUR ASS! TRUST ME, ZUKI'LL THANK ME FOR IT!
Kouga: T~T N-Nu she won't.... *pouts*
Hetaro: *comes back in a moment later* SHE BROKE FREE!!!! RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!! GRAB THE SAKE, BURN THE SAILS, FREE THE CUBANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Squee: *passes out, ze end of the crappy random-*
Kouga: IT"S COMEDY!!!! NOT CRAPPY!!!!
Squee: *begins to erase him*
Kouga: NU!!! I WAS KIDDING!!! *tries to crawl away*
