Inuyasha: THE FANFIC

[mirokusango]

okay, peeps, I made this off the top o my head. Tell me if ya like:
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Inu- What a wonderful day. Shame to waste it hunting demons.
Kags, Miroku, Sango, & Shippo- WHAT??? <!)
Inu- What?
Kagome- What is WRONG with you?
Inu- Wha....?
Shippo- Normally you LIKE fighting demons!!!
Sango- You aren't being a jerk!
Inu- HEYYY!!!
Miroku- *checks author's chair* Naraku? What are you doing?
Naraku- I'm tired of being the bad guy.
Miroku- Glad to hear it. Can you-
Naraku- I wanna be the WRITER!!! *evil grin*
Miroku- GASP!
Naraku- NOW I AM IN CONTROL!!!
Shippo- Hey Miroku, what's up?
Miroku- *runs away screaming*
Shippo- What's with hi- *looks* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
Miroku- *runs into tree*
Inu- That tree wasn't there 10 seconds ago.
Naraku- It's so fun to torture him. ;D
Sango- GASP! Naraku!
Naraku- I am the author NOW!!!
Sango- What did you do with Takahashi?
Naraku- Heh heh.

Elsewhere:
Takahashi- *bound and gagged sitting in a closet*

Here Again:
Sango- OMG WHAT DID YOU DO???
Naraku- Hmmmmm.... I'm tired of writing manga.
Kags- U just started.
Naraku- SHUT UP!!!
Shippo- Uh-oh. What now?
Naraku- NOW... I write a BOOK!!!
DUN DUN DUNNNN!!!!
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Next time:
Will Naraku write his book? Will the party survive the insanity? Will Kagome fall in love with a fuzzy slipper? Find out in....
PART TWO!!! (coming soon)

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[mirokusango]

okay, can U do that? Now: PART TWO!!! Tell me what you think!
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Naraku- *typing*
Inu- Sigh.... Bored....
Kagome- Then go do something!
Sango- Yea.
Miroku- Hi again.
Kagome- I thought you ran into a tree and hurt yourself last time!!!
Miroku- I made a miraculous recovery.... again.
Kagome- Again?
Miroku- What do you think I do every time the Saimyosho poison me?
Inu- Who cares about YOU? I'm the star of the show.
Sango- Everyone except you cares.
Shippo- Stupid.
Inu- WHO'S STUPID?!!!
Shippo- You.
Inu- RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!
Naraku- I'm DONE!!!
Inu- Took ya long enough.
Naraku- Sure. Who wants to hear it???
Shippo & Kagome- ME!
Miroku- Uh-oh.
Sango- Sure...
Inu- What's to lose?
Naraku- Here's the story: Once upon a time there was a pathetic bandit who was madly in love with some idiot preistess Kikyo. So he let demons devour him and made the totally awesome Naraku. So anyways, around this time, there was a stupid, pug ugly, half demon named InuPsyco. InuPsyco was a ******* idiot and was also madly in love with the idiot preistess named Kikyo.
Inu- WAIT A MINUTE!!! JUST WAIT A MINUTE!!! My name is InuPSYCO???
Naraku- Yea... ;D
Inu- What?!!
Miroku- Sigh
Kagome- *Rolls Eyes*
Naraku- ANYWAYS, the AWESOME Naraku hated the pug ugly Inupsyco. So he disguised himself as the idiot preistess and said to Inupsyco, "You are too ugly. I will never marry you." And Inupsyco said, "KIKYO! HOW COULD YOU?!! NOW I HAVE TO STEAL THE JEWEL AND BECOME A DEMON FOR REVENGE!!!" So he ran of to the tiny, speck-on-the-map village where idiot preistess Kikyo lived. He stole her pretty jewel. Idiot preistess Kikyo was furious. "How dare you steal my jewelry?!!" she cried, and sealed Inupsyco to a tree. Then she was dying because the AWESOME Naraku back-stabbed her. As she died, she said, "Burn my jewelry with me so no one will ever steal it again." So the people did. The AWESOME demon Naraku went to do awesome stuff. He was off being awesome when an idiot monk came and tried to kill him. So Naraku said, "Dude, what was that for?" and gave the idiot monk a curse that would be passed on to all the idiot monk's children, and then he killed the idiot monk.
Miroku- NOW YOU WENT TOO FAR!!!
Kagome- um.... really now?
Sango- * rolls eyes *

END OF PART TWO!!! DUN DUN DUNNNNN....
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Next Time: Will Naraku's story be a best seller? Will Miroku go out of character? Will Kagome help everybody for once? Find out in....
PART THREE!!! (coming soon)

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Here comes... PART 3!!! Note that if it is a problem that I am double posting here, I would like you to tell me.
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Miroku- Why you--!
Naraku- If you don't be quiet I could delete you.
Miroku- You wouldn't!
Naraku- I would. I am your enemy, after all.
Miroku- Grrrrr
Sango- MIROKU, YOU WENT OUT OF CHARACTER! HOW COULD YOU???
Miroku- What?
Kagome- She's right! You did!
Inu- I got pinned to a tree because I stole JEWELRY?!! You back stabbed Kikyo???
Naraku- I believe I said that.
Shippo- Now what happens?
Naraku- So, Naraku goes off and is totally awesome for fifty years. Then there was this well in this village and this girl named Idiot Weakling Kagome came out of it and she said, "I must free InuPsyco from his spell!" because she was a goody two-shoes. And InuPsyco came out of the spell that bound him to the tree and said, "GIVE ME YOUR JEWELRY, KIKYO!" and Idiot Weakling Kagome said, "I'm not Kikyo, but I do have her jewelry!" And then a demon stole the jewelry and Idiot Weakling Kagome killed the demon and smashed it into a million pieces and InuPsyco said that they had to gather them.
Sango- I'm noticing a name trend here.
Shippo- Me too.
Naraku- I'm bored.
Kagome- Crud.
Naraku- Why?
Sango- Because you're just gonna think up some new way to torture us.
Naraku- Very true.
Inu- Kikyo's on the line. She's mad because you made a mockery of her.
Naraku- TOO BAD.
Shippo- So what you gonna do now?
Naraku- I WRITE A PLAY OF THE NEXT PART OF THE STORY!!!

End Of Part 3. DUN DUN DUNNNN
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Next Time:
What will happen to the fans of Naraku's book? Who will be the actors in Naraku's play? How much ill it cost to see Naraku's play? How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if it were in Naraku's play? Find out in...
PART FOUR!!! (coming soon)