Rin's Story Time ^^

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Alright guys, this entire thread will be full of my friend Becca and mine's randomness. This is what we did in English last semester instead of paying attention to the teacher.

Funny thing was we sat in the front. But oh well.

Warning:

Does contain, Naruto, InuYasha, Yu-Gi-Oh, other various animes, nekkid-ness, fish balls, girls with pink hair, Ino, Tea, beatings and total randomness.

You've been warned.... ^^

Okies, some of it has been lost, due to a horrible confiscation of the teacher *cries* So a little background information.

I like giving Kisame sponge baths
Brownies are poisoned
Sasuke is an Emo and his biggest foe is a Log
Naruto has a pet chicken named Clucky
Gaara has a shotgun
Freddy, Freddy Jr., Trixie, MooMoo, Frankie are all balloons who were murdered at work T.T
I (Ashlie) have man hoes
Becca is in love with Pein
and Bakura belongs in a box >>

My parts are in white and Beccas are in orange ^^

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Bakura: Holy macaroni and cheese!
Ashlie: Oh no! Get back in the box!
Bakura: But....
Ashlie: NO! *Smashes with club* There we go. Oh Kisame!
Kisame: Hide me....
Ashlie: I made you brownies!
Kisame: Uh....
Kaiba: Don't eat them they are dru-
Ashlie: *Shoves Kaiba back in box* They have fudge!!

Becca: Mac and cheese is disgusting and it is the abomination of the culinary world
Bakura: NOOOOOO!!!!!! Mac & cheese is da best!!!
Becca: Sure and you're a queer.
Bakura: T.T
Kisame: o.o Brownies?
*shuffling from box*: DONT EAT THEM!!!! THEY ARE DRUGGED!!....
Becca: What the hell? Did anyone hear anything weird?
Kisame: Don’t know, don’t care but I’m going to steal some brownies ninja style! dun dun duuuuunnnnn!! *starts crawling across the ceiling towards the brownies*
Becca: >.>
Everyone else: O.O
Ashlie: >D

Ashlie:.... closer..... closer.....
Kisame: Secret Brownie Snatch No Jutsu! *Grabs brownies.*
Ashlie: Kisame-kun you could have asked. *Evil smile*
Kisame: *Munches brownies....* Yummy.... wait why do I feel funny?
Ashlie: *Drags bath tub out of nowhere*
Kaiba: *From box* donteatthebrownie!!!!
Kisame: *Slow motion* NOOOOOOOOOO!!! *Tries to run away.*
Ashlie: Heh, tranq works every time. Oy Sakura! You got anymore of that soap, you know the Rub This On Your BoyToy And He Will Bow To Your Every Whim! Not garunteed to work.
Sakura: *Crying in corner over death of Sasgay.... which happened like two weeks ago*

Becca: Kisame, you just got owned
Kisame: Whyyyyyy meeeeee???!!!
Kiba: Cuz you're a dumb f**k!!!!
Becca: There's that voice again....
Bakura: You are all sure an odd bunch.
Sakura: WHY SASUKE WHYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!* keeps crying*
Becca:*looks over at sakura* Dude, you seriously need to move on, get a life, and get laid
Sakura: DX T.T
Becca: Say where is that soap? I have a few guys I want to make into sex sla... hm I mean proper gentlemen. yeah that's what I mean.
Everyone: >.> or O.O
Becca: What?! what are you staring at?! Don’t make me send Freddy Jr. and Moomoo after you!!!!
Sakura: SASUKE!!!!!!! WHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
Becca: Jesus Christ woman you need to calm your a** down!

Ashlie: Found the Soap!
Kaiba: Must break free from box....
Kisame: *Can't move, curse brownies."
Ashlie: Bath time for my favorite fishy!
Kagome: INUYASHA!!!!
Ashlie: Oh HELL NO! *Throws scrub brush at Kagome.* Get the hell out of here!!
Kagome: But- *Dodges another brush.....*
Random Chicken: BWAK!
Naruto: CLUCKY!!!!
Random Log: LOG!!!!
Ashlie: Sorry Sasgay died already.
Sakura: T.T DX! WAHHHHHH!
Log: Well there goes my career.....

Becca: InuYasha's gay so get out!!! and wtf is a log doing in here?! troublesome.....
Shika: Hey that's my super duper special saying!!!
Becca: o.O say that again please.
Shika: ahhh... what I mean is.... oh boy...
Kaiba: This is the end, I knew it!!! I never thought it would be so soon and in a box of all places. I can’t die now, I'm too pretty! I was suppose to have a threesome with a pair of hot twin chicks before I died!!!! must get out! I have to live up to my idol, Austen Powers!! GAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!! * busts out of the box* I'M FREE!!! THANKYOU GOD!!
Becca: o.o I don’t know whether to laugh or cry....

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Ashlie: Secret Attack No Jutsu! *Jumps on Kaiba.*
Kaiba: EEEEPPPPP! Run Away!
Kisame: Must climb out of tub......... can't... move..... ugh!
Itachi: WTF!
Naruto: Clucky attack Itachi and Kaiba! Must save Ashlie!
Ashlie: Kaiba get back in the damn box! We talked about this!
Kaiba: Must run. *grabs Itachi, save me!*
Itachi: *Too busy fighting off huge chicken*
Kisame Must Get FREE!!!! O<
Yugi: Uh......
Kakashi: *appears out of no where* What the hell is going on?

Becca: You don’t really want to know, cuz it's really randomness right now.
Kakashi: Oh...ok.....
Becca: Yeah go read your book.
Kisame: Help....me....please....
Becca: Nope no can do. You have tranq serum in your system. aka you're fucked. =D Have a nice day! Kisame: Damn... you... DX
Itachi: *sends chicken into the sharigon world* Ha, I win!!!
Becca: Uhhh Ashlie, I think Kisame is knocked out and drooling all over the carpet.

Ashlie: *Looks up from shoving Kaiba in a box* KISAME-KUN! You're not allowed to leave the tub!
Kisame: *Gurgles of death*
Naruto: How come no girl ever falls over me like that.
Ashlie: Cause Kisame is a hot fish man, Kaiba is a hot corporate play toy and you Naruto are an ADD psycho.
Sakura: WAHHHHHHHHH! SASUKE-KUN WHY!!!!! T.T
Sasuke: *Rising from the dead.* I'M ALIVE!
.......From somewhere across the house.......
Gaara: I have the sudden urge to kill Sasuke.
Shikamaru: Didn't you already do that?
Gaara: He must have come back to life! What if he goes after Ashlie (Cause Gaara's my hubby!) *Cocks gun* I"ll save you!!!! O<
Sasuke: Must kill something.
Kisame: Pick...... me.......
Sakura: Sasuke-kun! You came back for me! You love me, you really love me!
Sasuke: GO AWAY! >D
Ashlie: O.O;; eeeepppppp…….

Becca: You sure got a lot of man hoes around here
Kisame: Someone...shoot...me ...please......
Becca: Hell no, you're good quality entertainment.
Gaara: *busts in the room with shot gun* Where is he?!
Becca: Whoa dude, put the gun down nice and calm like. you can kill Sasuke and possibly Sakura later.
Gaara: Ok...
*Tobi and Deidara come in and start dancing to really weird and annoying music*
Becca: Do you really have to do that? It makes you look really gay
Deidara: what do you mean gay uh?!
Tobi: This is fun!
Becca: -_-

Ashlie: Gaara-kun! *Glomps Gaara and quick make out session.*
Kisame: WTF! What about me?
Kaiba: I thought you loved me!
Gaara: MINE!!!!!!! >D
Ashlie: xD
Kisame: T.T
Kaiba: *Box wiggles around.*
Ashlie: You're just my boy toys! Gaara's my hubby!
Gaara: Damn Straight!
Sakura: SASUKE-KUN! *Glomps Sasgay*
Sasuke: Why didn't I kill you before? Now back to zombie-ness! MUST KILL!
Ashlie: *Points at Sakura*
Naruto: Am I a boy toy?

Becca: No......
Naruto: Awww man!
Sasuke: Brains!
Becca: Yes, please take care of that sorry excuse for a ninja, *points to sakura* way too much of a whiny b***h.
Sasuke: OK! * starts chasing sakura*
Sakura: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pein: Wtf is going on in here?
Becca: Where the hell have you been?
Pein: Getting more percings.... >.>
Becca: Oh.... Ashlie, meet my hubby. xD
Evryone: O.O
Becca: What? Evil men are hot.>D Hey, it's better than being another fan girl to Itachi.
Itachi: What about me now?
Becca: You're gay and you're into incest?
Itachi: WTF?! NO I'M NOT!!!!!!!!!!!
Becca: Ack! *gives him a kiss; itachi passes out* Ahhh much better. -_-
Pein: What about me?!
Becca: What about you?
Pein: I'm your hubby damnit!
Becca: Oh yeah...*gives Pein a heart stopping kiss* Happy now?
Pein: @_@
Becca: hehe!

To be continued…. >.>

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Ashlie: Hi Pein!!!!!!! *Jumps into Gaara's arms*
Kisame: I can feel again!
Kaiba: Stupid F-ing BOX!!!!!!
Mokuba: Big Brother!!??
Kaiba: Shut Up Mokuba!
Ashlie: You're such a meanie!
Tobi: I'm a good boy!
Deidara: Shut up, I hate it when they make me sleep with you.
Ashlie and pretty much everyone else: O.O O.O O.o
Deidara: Not like that!
Ashlie: Uh huh.... sure...
Tea: Hey guys did you meet the new guy? They say he's sexiest thing since sex.
Deidara: Eh, sex is overrated.
Tobi: What's sex?
Ashlie: Well you see Tobi, when a girl and a boy love each oth-
Deidara: *Attacks Ashlie* NO WE MUSTN'T LET HIM BREED!!!!!!!!
Gaara: *Brings out shot gun* Back off girly man!

Becca: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *jumps in Deidara's arms* He's good entertainment! Shoot him gaara and I'll come after you in your sleep! >D
Gaara: *gulp*
Deidara: *swings Becca around* Yay, I'm saved!!!
Becca: Ack! Ok put the midget down or else!
Deidara: Or else what? O.o
Becca: I either, 1) Change my mind and let Gaara kill you or 2) Puke all over you. it's your choice. xD
Deidara: Noooo!!! Not the hair!!!*drops Becca and runs away*
Tobi: Deidara Sempi, wait for Tobi!!! *runs after Deidara*
Becca: Oww my a**... *walks over to Pein who's on the ground and sits on him* Too much excitement for one day. xP
Gaara: Indeed….
Becca: Shut up. If you didn't have bring out your shot gun for every problem it wouldn't be complete chaos. Speaking of killing, go kill Sakura and Sasuke please. I just saw them run past the window out side.
Gaara: Ok! *goes after them with shot gun.*
Becca: Ahhh peace and quiet
Pein: I cant move.... xP Help....

Ashlie: GAARA-KUN!!!!!!!!!! GO GET ME SOME FRIES WHILE YOUR ON A KILLING SPREE!!
Gaara: HAI!!!!
Ashlie: *cheesy smile* XD
Kisame: I'm free! I can move again!
Ashlie: Yeah for you! =D
Kaiba: Can I come out now?
Ashlie: NO! You're being punished.
*gunshots come from outside*
Sakura: SASUKE-KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU......... *Bang*
Ashlie: Ah peace and quiet. *Kaiba breaks free from box* Kaiba-kun! *Glomps Kaiba*
Kaiba: I hate you!
Ashlie: Love you to!
Miroku: *jumps out of nowhere and grabs Ashlie's hand* Ashlie will you bear my children! *Pets butt.*
Ashlie: O.O
Ino, Shikamaru and Chouji: *Walk in at the same time*
Ino: OMG!
Shikamaru: WTF!
Chouji: BBQ!
Gaara: *Walks back in with fries* WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Ashlie: EEEPPPPP!
Miroku: It was worth a try.
Gaara: *Shotgun* O<

Becca: *stares*
Gaara: What?
Becca: Sheesh go Rambo on us. Please, feel free to continue before he grabs my a**.
Pein: *shoots off the floor and stands up* There will be no a** grabbing on her *points to Becca* As long as I’m around!
Becca: Oh yay my savior. *rolls eyes* Where the hell were you in the last few episodes when I was practically getting molested?
Pein: *mumbles* Plotting world domination.....
Chouji: Hey fries! *munch munch*
Becca: There go your fries Ashlie
Ashlie: T_T
Kisame: I can mov....
Becca: Say that again one more time fish boy and I'll make “little jaws" into fishing tackle.
Kisame: O.O... AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *runs out of the room*
Pein: Why didn't I use that threat before to get him to do what I want?
Becca: Because all the lead from your piercings have effected your brain?
Pein: Ooh, that was harsh...
Becca: What? It was good, you have to admit.
Pein: Indeed. XD
Kakashi: LOG!!!

Ashlie: DROP THE FRIES BUTTMUNCH IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!!!
Chouji: *glare glare glare* No.
Gaara: *Cocks gun*
Chouji: O.O Here you go...
Ashlie: NANI! They are all gone! DX
Naruto: *walks in* CLUCKY!!! Has anyone seen clucky?
Chouji: *Hiccups feathers* No....
Everyone: O.O
Naruto: DX *after a few moments the shock wears off* O< DIE FAT MAN!
Ashlie: Well that was rude, Naruto apologize!
Naruto: NEVER! T^T
Ashlie: Don't make me say it Naruto.
Naruto: Say what?
Ashlie: SIT!
Naruto: *Crashes to the floor*
Gaara: I thought that was for InuYasha.
Ashlie: I had one surgically put in Naruto he was starting to piss me off with that whole 'believe it' thing. So now I can make his life a living hell! Yeah Me! XD
Gaara: Remind me to never piss you off....
Ashlie: *Glomps Gaara* You could never piss me off!
Naruto: *Gets up and attacks Chouji* Clucky! My Poor Clucky!!!!
Ashlie: *Sniffs* It's just like Frankie, Freddy Jr and Trixie! Damn You Balloon Murders!!!!! DDX T_T
Joey: *Walks in* Did I miss something?

Becca: Joey, just walk away.
Joey: Hmm? OK.... * walks over to the corner and sits down*
Becca: It's all good Ashlie as long as you have Moomoo!
Ashlie: =D
Becca: Gaara, give me that! *grabs shot gun and throws it out the window* There we go.
Gaara: O.O *runs to go get shot gun*
Becca: That'll keep him occupied for a while. xD
Naruto: Clucky... poor Clucky... * sniff sniff* T_T
Chouji: If it makes you feel any better, he was really good with BBQ sauce.
Naruto: O.O CLUCKY!!!!!!!!!! WHAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Becca: Ooookkkk, time to go now.
Zetzu: *pops out of the ground* Did I hear something about chicken?
Naruto: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Becca: *stares, hangs head* Some one please shut him up now
Zetzu: *looks over at Becca* I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you....
Becca: O.O What?!
Pein: Hey now! *goes and stands in front of becca* If anyone's going to make any cheesy and rather disturbing pickup lines to her, it's going to be me!
Becca: I don’t know if that's classified as a pick up line or a threat...