Clique Latine!

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Katie's skit from Latin class-- which she is turning into a short series xD They're like those stupid click books, only more violent and in Latin!

Part One

Marcus intrat et Corneliam et Sextum in complexu conspicit.
Marcus: "Quiesco!"
Cornelia: "Sed Sextum amo!"
Marcus: "Minime! Sextus malus est!"
Cornelia: "Tu non es mi mater."
Marcus: "Tu es termararius."
Tum Marcus Sextum baculo verberat.
Subito Cornelia baculum arripit et Marcum necat. Cornelia ridet dum Marcus gemit, "Cur, Cornelia, cur?"
Deinde Flavia intrat et exclamat, "Quisnam?"
Cornelia clamat, "Neco Marcum et sum celsa!!!!"

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Translation:
Marcus enters and catches sight of Sextus and Cornelia in an embrace.
"STOP!" he says.
Cornelia says, "But I love Sextus!"
"No! Sextus is bad!"
Cornelia says, "You are not my mother."
Marcus replies, "You are reckless."
Then Marcus starts beating Sextus with a stick.
Suddenly, Cornelia grabs the stick and kills Marcus. She laughs while Marcus groans, "Why, Cornelia? Why?"
Then Flavia enters and exclaims, "What???"
Cornelia screams, "I killed Marcus and I am proud!!!!!!!!!"

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Next installment: Are Cornelia and Flavia gay for eachother? We might find out!