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Post by Lord Itachi on Oct 20, 2008 18:31:16 GMT -7
ZUKI- Chris Refeild
SQUEE-Carlos *who somehow appeared here*
Jill valentine- NYX!
ALBERT WESKER-EICHI!
REBECCA CHAMBERS-LUNA
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Nyx: What a Mansion *stares*
Zuki: I WANT TO SHOOT SOME ZOMBIEZ!
Nyx: We're not suppose to know about them yet o_0
Squee: WTF How'd i end up here? *blinks*
*Everyone hears several gunshots*
Nyx: I'll go and check! *drags Zuki along*
*both run ino the dining room and a zombieh eating a man*
Zombieh: *offers Nyx and Zuki a leg*
Nyx: o_0 No thanks...
Zuki: *snickers*
Zombieh: *angrily lunges at Nyx biting her in teh leg*
Zuki: YOU'RE ON THIN FUCKING ICE MY PEDIGREE SON!
Nyx: *WTF* Whats that from?
Zuki: *shrugs before shooting teh zombie*
Nyx: *cries over her leg* HE WAS MEH FAVORITE!
Zuki: *drags Nyx back to the dining room soon discovering Everyone except Kouga and Rebecca are gone*
*a few minutes later*
Nyx: Where'd Eichi go?
Luna: She dragged away Carlos somewhere..evily! UMBRELLA PLOT!
Nyx: SHUT UP WERE NOT SUPPOSE TO KNOW ABOUT UMBRELLA YET!
Zuki: *anime fall*
{XD FEEL FREE TO ADD YOUR OWN WE GOTTA KEEP THIS GOING}
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Oct 20, 2008 18:42:49 GMT -7
*somewhere far away...* Carlos:...Eichi, why did you bring me here? Eichi: *evil laugh* SO MY PET NEMISIS AND HIS HUNDREDS OF MINIONS CAN RAPE YOU! Carlos:...Oh, crap....Anyone got a smoke? Nemisis: *breaks out of his leash and runs wild* I AM NOT A GODDAMN PET! Eichi:...OH NOES! CRAPNESS! ......*runs away* CARLOS, I AM YOUR FATHER!
Zuki: *falls and hits head* DAMNIT! MORBID CONCUSSION! Nyx:....what the hell? Zuki: -.-....You workin' for the targus? Kouga:..... Prancing Princesses! She does have a concussion! Luna: that was really gay dude. Zombie: *rave dances into the dining room* Zuki: OMGWTFBBQ? OH NOES! *everybody scrambles to get their weapons* Zuki: TAMPON GRENADE! Luna:...where the hell did you get that? Zuki:...I'ma woman >.> Nyx:  SERIOUSLY!? Luna: o.o ...really? |
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Post by ¡§qüee! on Oct 20, 2008 18:55:05 GMT -7
Squee: *runs like hell through the woods trying to escape Eichi and her nemisis* EEEPPP!!!! HALP MEH!!!!
Zombehs: *turns on a battery operated Boom box to techno and begin raving in a clearing* I WILL SURVIVE!!!
Squee: *blinks* WTF!?
*record scratch*
Zombehs: *stare at Carlos*
Squee: Uh.......
*ten minutes later*
Squee: I PUT Teh BASE IN YOUR FACE!!!! *raves on a stump with a female zombie*
Eichi: *walks up* WTF?
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Oct 20, 2008 18:56:29 GMT -7
*cough* Eichi, Carlos and the nemesis are somewhere far away *points to her post*
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Post by Lord Itachi on Oct 20, 2008 19:01:20 GMT -7
Nyx: *wanders off aimlessly once again Carrying her Tampon LAUNCHA! Hmm....
Nemesis: STARS!
Nyx: o_0 OMG *Tampon Luncha turn into a Lightsaber* WOOSH!
Nemesis: *takes out own Lightsaber* Join the Dark side...
Nyx: Are you the side that has cookies?
Nemesis: If i say yes will you join? =D
Nyx: NEVA! *Slices Nemmys arm off* FLESH WOUND! *Runs off down halfway screaming*
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Eichi: -_- I've got a bad feeling about this! *doesnt notice the 30 ft tall snake behind her*
Yawn: =D *Huggles Eichi*
Eichi: SQUEAK! *Uses awesome super powers to kill teh snake which is filled with Sake* O_0
Zuki: *Breaks through wall* OOOHHHH YAAAHHHH! SAKE! *Charges*
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Oct 20, 2008 19:14:26 GMT -7
Carlos: *falls out of the sky* OH MY GOD. *shakes, girlie scream* THEY VIOLATED ME. Nyx:...who? Carlos: *points to zombies falling from sky in cowboy outfits* THEM! Zuki: SAKE FTW!!!! *guzzles it* *hic* BRINGITON, BITCHES! Kouga: o.o Oh crap, here we go again. Luna: What do you mean? Kouga:....Just hope zombies can't reproduce. Zuki: *winks at raveing zombie* Kouga: *hands Zuki her rifle* Shoot them or I'll set your sister on you. Zuki: *opens fire*.....*gets up on table, still shooting* TACTIPON PAAARRRTTTTTYYYYYY!!!! |
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Post by Lord Itachi on Oct 22, 2008 8:23:12 GMT -7
Squee: There are too many of them!
Nyx: What about nemmy?
Zuki: Who? *blinks*
Nyx: NEMESIS!
Squee: I KNOW! ILL RUN HIM OVER IN MY INVISIBLE CAR!
Zuki and Nyx: You don't have an invisible car... -_-
Squee: *GLARES*
Meanwhile...
Kouga: It's quiet too quiet...
Zuki: Where'd all my tampon weapons go?
Nyx: *burps* Where'd Squee go?
Squee: NO INVISIBLE CAR MY ASS! *Plows through hallway of zombies,while Nyx,Zuki and Kouga jump into car*
Ten Minutes later...
Squee,Zuki and Nyx: DRIVE BY SHOOTING MUTHA FUCKA!
Nemesis: o_0 *WTF*
Squee: They didnt believe SQUEE! OH NO BUT THEY ALL HAVE LEARNED! YOU DONT FUCK WITH SQUEE! *Crazy eye twitch*
Nyx: Uh Huh ill be over here! *Bails out pf car*
Zuki: o_0 Who's driving now?
Kouga: OMG! *Claws at the door* LET MEH OUT!
Nyx: *rolling acrost the floor right into zombieh mob* OH CRAP!
Zombiehs: I GOT HER SHOE! WE'VE GOT HER WALLET!
Nyx: You can take the wallet but NOT MY F*CKING SHOE! *Beats the zombies while listening Celion dion battle theme*
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Post by akina on Oct 22, 2008 8:32:03 GMT -7
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
omg can;t breath!!!!!!!
XDDD
Zuki:~is still drinking snake sake, sees a zombie without a couple of legs and arms~ Hey babe ~winks~
Luna:WTFH? ........well.....thats Zuki for yea, ~drags crying mood swinging Zuki away~
Zombie:..........PICKLEBANANANA
~somewhere far away~
Luna:~looks at her empty hand~ WTF? ZUKI!
Zuki:~is a black cloak~ Join the darkest side!
Luna:...? What happened to the dark side?
Zuki:Oh um......It sorta.....died...
Luna: You got vampires to kill?
Zuki:Maybe >>
Luna:-.- no then
Squee:~drives the car into Luna who falls in the passanger seat~WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~ crashes into different things.
Kouga:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Luna:....o.o;;;; GIVE ME THE WHEEL! ~takes over and parall parks into a clearing~
Kouga:~huggles Luna~ THANK YOUUUUUUU
Luna:-.- Let go
Kouga:~jumps back and out of the car~WTF?
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Post by Lord Itachi on Oct 22, 2008 9:16:43 GMT -7
Nyx: *walks into feild carrying her shoes while glarring* Fucking zombies!
Zuki: o_0 Where'd you go>
Nyx: THEY STOLE MY SHOE! THAN I KILLED THEY WITH TEH FORCE!
Squee: Celion dion?
Nyx: You got it! *Smiles*
Zuki: Idiots... *dig in the car trunk finding Sake* YAY! *Guzzles*
Kouga: *raves with Luna and Nyx*
Nyx: *bangs head DMX Style* WOOHOO!
Nemesis: -_- *glares*
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Oct 22, 2008 14:34:10 GMT -7
Carlos/Squee: *gets his grove on with teh rave zombies* CUZ I'M MR.FUCKING BRIGHTSIDE, BITCHES! Luna: *looks at foot* ZOMG! A ZOMBIE! *opens fire* Zuki: *hic* Did she jus' shoot herself in the foot? Nyx: I think so..... Luna: OWIE! IT HURTS! I'M BLEEDING! Kouga: It's okay! I have tampons! Nyx: Kouga: T-they're Zuki's, I swear! Mizuki: *streaks by* DON'T WORRY! I'M FROM THE INTERNET! Zuki: *bardances on the invisible car* WH00T! Squee: CARMELDANSEN! Zombies: *form a line then start carmeldansen* Mizu: NO! RIVER DANCE! *grabs a crew of zombies and starts riverdancing* Zuki: ZOMBIE DANCE IDOL! Nemmy: ZOMG! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A DANCER WHEN I GREW UP. Or a poodle. Zuki: NU! YOU'RE NOT A TRUE ZOMBEH! Nemmy: WHY MUST YOU CRUSH MY DREAMS!? Mizu: CUZ I'M A RIVERDANSING FOOL! |
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Post by Lord Itachi on Oct 22, 2008 14:41:03 GMT -7
Nyx: *blinks* Don't look now but Nemesis family is here!
*Several Nemesis dresed up randomy charge while everyone throws Tampons*
Zuki: WE'RE OUTTA AMMO!
Nyx: SEND IN THE ROFLCOPTERS NAO!!!
*Several Pink Helicopters fly by Dropping off Weapons and bombs!*
Luke: WEEE! *Lands on the Invisible car* LUKE VAN WILDER REPORTING FOR DUTYEH!
Jan: IDIOT! *Jumps into the car turning it on and plowing toward the Nemmy reunion*
Squee: *Crashes through car windsheild* MEWP! O_0
Zuki:THAT BASTARD KIDNAPPED Squee!
*Zombies Charge forward along with Zuki and her Tampon Clones whic magically appeared*
Nyx: *riding ontop of a T-Rex* FOR NARNIA!
Zuki: -_-;
Nyx: I mean..FOR ZUKI! CHARGE!
*T-Rex tries to pick Nemesis up with hands but can't*
Nyx: GRAB THEM WHY ARENT YOU GRABBING THEM?
T-rex: I've got small Arms and a big head Im just not sure!
Zuki: -_-
Squee: WEEEEEEEEEEE!
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Post by akina on Oct 22, 2008 17:31:03 GMT -7
Luna:~foot heals~....... ~starts walking towards a music store that appeared out of no where~
Squee:~acts like a zombie and follows Luna saying~Brains, Brains
~stores filled with gothic stuff~
Luna:GOTHIC HEAVEN! ~runs around like a crazed rabid dog~
Kouga and Zuki:~eating popcorn and drink sake watching her~ZOMG
Zuki:FISHNETS! ~gets tangled~(XD)
Squee:~watches until she sees a piece of string~ AH HA HA HA STRING! THE FUN NEVER ENDS!
Nyx:~sees rope~ZOMG! ROPE, ITS MANLIER THAN STRING!
Nemmy:Your a man? O.o;;;
Luna:LUKE SKYWALKER! I AM YOUR MOTHER!
Luke:o.O WHAT?! ~freaks out~
Luna:zomg, kidding ^^;; ~is wearing gothic clothes~
Jan:~is in the mens department of the store~ohhhhh ~picks up some black cherry scented condoms~
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Post by Lord Itachi on Oct 22, 2008 17:37:21 GMT -7
Nyx: GOOD NEWS!
Zuki what: I found a nickel
Squee: Whats the bad news?
Nyx: Its a girl NICKEL!
Nemesis: PHILLIP NOOOO!!!
Jan: *crashes Invisible car through wall running Nyx over* o_0
Nyx: I CAN SEE TEH LIGHT... *Eye twitch*
T-Rex: STRING! SMALLER THAN ROPE SOMETHING I CAN GRAB!
Zuki: -_- *Goes back to raving*
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Post by Lord Sesshomaru on Oct 22, 2008 18:02:20 GMT -7
Eichi: *silently crackles to self, running off into the night*
Zuki: It’s day time dumbass T_T
Eichi: *freezes* You didn’t see nothing *kicks Zuki in the shin* RIP OFF ARTIST *runs away*
*somewhere else*
Luna: *has face on TV screen and a zombie appears on the screen as she screams and runs around*
Zuki: *watches Luna guzzling her Sake*
Luna: *runs back to the TV and repeats*
Squee: *wiggles eye brows and holds up frying pan*
Nyx: o.O *twitches*
Luna: *screams and runs away slamming into frying pan*
*again somewhere else*
Eichi: What do you mean you can’t kill them
Nemmy: I uh…. *looks up trying to come up with petty excuse* demon phobic
Eichi: T_T… >D good news Squee is human
Nemmy: NOOOO MY LOVE
Eichi: O.O ……..
Nemmy: >.>… >//< THE DUCK GOES RIBBIT!!!
Zuki: *pops up out of no where* AND THE MORON GOES MOO
Eichi: ….. O.O; wtf am I working with.
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Post by 都Tsuzuki筑 on Oct 24, 2008 17:26:13 GMT -7
Zuki: *gets up on the car* ¡No Pare Sigue Sigue! Squee: Who taught you Spanish!? Zuki: TU MADRE! Squee:.... Really? B-but... she's back home in South America....somewhere *shiftyeyes* Old Lady Nemesis: CARLOS! YO SOY TU MADRE! Squee: Oh crap! MOMMY! WHAT HAPPENED? Momma Olivera(old lady Nemmy): Well I met this nice young man and we got married...but then he turned me into this! Zuki: Mommy Olivera is a coouuuuggggaaarrrr >.> Squee: COR!? MAMMA COR!? Mommy: o.O That's not Spanish Nyx: ITS LATIN! BWAHAHA! A LANGUAGE THAT IS DEAD BUT STILL KINDA LIVING! TEH LIVING NOT LIVING! LEIK TEH ZOMBIES! Eichi: *flings grenades at them with her condom sling* Luna: HOLY CRAP! THEY'RE USED! Zuki: x3 Not a virgin anymore are ya Eichi? Eichi: *smirk* Yes I am, these are YOURS ZUKI!!!...and Mamma Olivera's..... Zuki: Crap. Kouga: W-where did you get those!?!?!?!?!?!?! STALKER! *girly shriek* Squee: M-MOTHER!?!?!*cries* PORQUE!? Eichi:...*runs by and old people napps old lady Nemmy* TU TENGO SU MADRE! Luna: ZOMG NUU!!!! SHE'S MAH BFFL! WE'RE GOING TO THE MALL ON SATURDAY TO GO CLOTHES SHOPPING!!! SHE HAS MY AMERICAN EAGLE FREQUENT BUYERS CARD! Zuki:...Poser Mizuki: *still dancing* COMEON ZUKI! JOIN US! Luna:...Your sister dances? Mizuki: Like a drunk Chita Rivera |
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SERIOUSLY!?
